Hair: "You see? I do have proof that Pakistan tampered with the ball after all."
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
Hair: "...or, I can put it on shuffle! Who knows what song will come on next?!"
Taufel: "Gah..."
Jesus saves
proudly supporting Liverpool FC
'Next Pakistani player to accuse me of bias, i shall threaten with this electric razor....'
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Daryl Hair : And this is me trying to get Pakistan out of international cricket
*clicks switch*
Daryl Hair : And this is me calling Murali for chucking!
Hair: 'Hey Si, seen this new Snuggles videotone i got? Sooo Cute'
Taufel: 'ain't no crazy frog, Daryl'
Hair: 'GAGF'
Its Simon Taufel....
"Whilst I was banned, I was umpiring women's cricket. I was walking past the changerooms, and you wouldn't believe what I saw...
Hair: "It shaves as close as a blade, or your money back..."
- As featured in The Independent.
"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
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