The Australian One Day cricket team is struggling to make runs.
These things happen, without Clarke or Gilly they might not have passed 200 runs yet.
Ponting, Hayden, and Roy have all look muted.
King Probot Michael Hussey has been ok.
But what would a normal cricket side do when its players are out of form, they would bring in a new player.
The Australian team donít drop players, they rest them, retire them, name new squads without certain names in them, or wait for injuries.
So rest them already.
Bring in Future PM David Hussey.
Hussey has been humping at the selectors legs like a horny Labrador for years now.
There is not another cricket side in the world he wouldnít stroll into.
New Zealand would gladly give up Helen Clark and Peter Jackson just to have him for 2 tests against England.
The West Indies would donate an island for him, tax free.
And England would allow Kylie to come home just so they could see what a test match number 4 looks like.
This has gone on long enough, the team is not scoring, the batsmen look tired, and Roy and Ponting look like they are carrying injuries, and yet all David does for Australia is collect frequent flyer points.
And I worked for Qantas, trust me, they are impossible to use.
So this is the petition, as suggested by Homer, if you want David Hussey to play for Australia please sign your name in the comments.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies, hell tell NSWelshman, but get the word out.
Cricket with balls needs your name on this petition and if we get over 1000 people on the petition, I promise I will deliver it in person to Cricket Australia head quarters.
This has gone on too long, and the only thing that will stop me from marching into the ivory tower of Cricket Australia is David Hussey representing Australia.
Get signing people.