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Who would win...

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
When in doubt, sim it out.

Code:
Date: 11-18-2007
  
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI VS NEW ZEALAND at Elland Road
Timeless match
Pitch Condition: Normal
 
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST
  
                                     -X-
   
NEW ZEALAND 1st innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Craig Cumming       c. Bobson      b. J Kallis     64   177   13    0   36.2%
Michael Papps       lbw            b. J Kallis     34   134    5    0   25.4%
Lou Vincent         lbw            b. Richardson   54   124   10    0   43.5%
Stephen Flemming    c. Donald      b. J Kallis     58   132   10    0   43.9%
Scott Styris        lbw            b. J Kallis     15    33    3    0   45.5%
Ross Taylor         c. Jackson     b. J Kallis     10    47    2    0   21.3%
Brendon McCullum    c. Mattson     b. J Kallis     93   215   19    0   43.3%
Daniel Vettori      lbw            b. J Kallis     41    94    8    0   43.6%
Mark Gillespie      lbw            b. J Kallis     34    66    6    0   51.5%
Ian O'Brien         c. Bobson      b. J Kallis      0     3    0    0    0.0%
Chris Martin        not out                         0     9    0    0    0.0%
 
 Total:  427/10       Overs:  171.3        Run Rate:  2.49     Extras:  24 
   
                             Day 2  4:28 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
NEW ZEALAND Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
C Cumming     M Papps      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ       96 (277)
C Cumming     L Vincent    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            41 (58)
S Flemming    L Vincent    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                    62 (180)
S Flemming    S Styris     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            41 (78)
S Flemming    R Taylor                                                0 (4)
B McCullum    R Taylor     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            39 (81)
B McCullum    D Vettori    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ               75 (182)
B McCullum    Gillespie    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                     60 (142)
B McCullum    I O'Brien    þþ                                         8 (9)
B McCullum    C Martin     þ                                          5 (18)


     Fall of Wickets    96/1      137/2     199/3     240/4     240/5
                        279/6     354/7     414/8     422/9     427/10    

 Total:  427/10      Overs:  171.3         Run Rate:  2.49    Extras:  24   
  
                                     -X-

JACQUES KALLIS  CLUBHOUSE XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Jacques Kallis       50.0     12     135      4      2.70     1      4 
Jacques Kallis       56.0     22     129      2      2.30     1      1 
Jacques Kallis       39.3     17      86      3      2.18     1      1 
Richard Richardson   26.0      7      65      1      2.50     2      1 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 5      No Balls: 7      Leg Byes: 7      Byes: 5 

 Total:  427/10       Overs:  171.3        Run Rate:  2.49    Extras:  24   
                                     -X-
 
 
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI 1st innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Jack Jackson        c. McCullum    b. Gillespie     5    25    1    0   20.0%
John Johnson        c. Cumming     b. Martin       28    84    5    0   33.3%
Bob Bobson          c. Cumming     b. Gillespie     0     1    0    0    0.0%
Jacques Kallis      c. Flemming    b. O'Brien       4     4    1    0  100.0%
Jacques Kallis                     b. Martin       75    67   16    0  111.9%
Jacques Kallis      lbw            b. O'Brien      32    54    5    1   59.3%
Don Donald          c. McCullum    b. Vettori       5    28    1    0   17.9%
Richard Richardson  lbw            b. Gillespie    34    59    7    0   57.6%
Matt Mattson        c. Cumming     b. Martin       12    36    1    1   33.3%
Pete Peterson       c. Vincent     b. Gillespie     3    23    0    0   13.0%
Andrew Anderson     not out                         0     3    0    0    0.0%
 
 Total:  208/10       Overs:  63.5         Run Rate:  3.26     Extras:  10 
   
                             Day 3  2:13 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Jackson     J Johnson    þþþþþþþþ                                  20 (41)
B Bobson      J Johnson                                               0 (1)
J Kallis      J Johnson    þþ                                         7 (5)
J Kallis      J Johnson    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ       84 (122)
J Kallis      J Johnson    þþ                                         7 (17)
J Kallis      D Donald     þþþþþþþþþþþþþ                             32 (54)
J Kallis      Richardson   þþþþþ                                     14 (30)
M Mattson     Richardson   þþþþþþþþþþ                                26 (63)
P Peterson    Richardson   þþþ                                        9 (38)
A Anderson    Richardson   þþþ                                        9 (12)


     Fall of Wickets    20/1      20/2      27/3      111/4     118/5
                        150/6     164/7     190/8     199/9     208/10    

 Total:  208/10      Overs:  63.5          Run Rate:  3.26    Extras:  10   
  
                                     -X-

NEW ZEALAND Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Mark Gillespie       18.5      5      79      4      4.19     0      0 
Chris Martin         14.0      1      47      3      3.36     0      2 
Ian O'Brien          11.0      3      31      2      2.82     0      0 
Scott Styris          2.0      1       5      0      2.50     0      0 
Daniel Vettori       18.0      5      40      1      2.22     1      1 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 1      No Balls: 3      Leg Byes: 5      Byes: 1 

 Total:  208/10       Overs:  63.5         Run Rate:  3.26    Extras:  10   
                                     -X-
 
 
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI 2nd innings (Follow on)

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Jack Jackson        c. Cumming     b. Martin        8    39    1    0   20.5%
John Johnson        lbw            b. Gillespie    19    58    2    0   32.8%
Bob Bobson          lbw            b. Gillespie     1    11    0    0    9.1%
Jacques Kallis      lbw            b. Martin      108   154   24    0   70.1%
Jacques Kallis                 c & b. Gillespie     8    18    2    0   44.4%
Jacques Kallis                     b. Vettori      24    54    5    0   44.4%
Don Donald          c. McCullum    b. Martin       10    20    1    0   50.0%
Richard Richardson  c. McCullum    b. Gillespie     5    24    1    0   20.8%
Matt Mattson        c. Vincent     b. Martin        0     4    0    0    0.0%
Pete Peterson       lbw            b. Martin        5    16    1    0   31.3%
Andrew Anderson     not out                         1     2    0    0   50.0%
 
 Total:  198/10       Overs:  66.2         Run Rate:  2.98     Extras:  9 
   
                             Day 4  12:39 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
JACQUES KALLIS CLUBHOUSE XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Jackson     J Johnson    þþþþþþ                                    14 (62)
B Bobson      J Johnson    þþþ                                        9 (26)
J Kallis      J Johnson    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            32 (38)
J Kallis      J Kallis     þþþþþþþþþ                                 21 (36)
J Kallis      J Kallis     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ            69 (124)
J Kallis      D Donald     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            32 (49)
J Kallis      Richardson   þþþþþ                                     13 (32)
M Mattson     Richardson                                              0 (4)
P Peterson    Richardson   þþ                                         6 (20)
P Peterson    A Anderson   þ                                          2 (7)


     Fall of Wickets    14/1      23/2      55/3      76/4      145/5
                        177/6     190/7     190/8     196/9     198/10    

 Total:  198/10      Overs:  66.2          Run Rate:  2.98    Extras:  9   
  
                                     -X-

NEW ZEALAND Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Mark Gillespie       23.0      6      58      4      2.52     0      3 
Chris Martin         17.2      6      40      5      2.31     1      0 
Ian O'Brien          10.0      0      55      0      5.50     1      0 
Daniel Vettori       15.0      6      40      1      2.67     0      3 
Scott Styris          1.0      0       4      0      4.00     0      0 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 2      No Balls: 6      Leg Byes: 1      Byes: 0 

 Total:  198/10       Overs:  66.2         Run Rate:  2.98    Extras:  9   
                                     -X-
 
 
  
 
New Zealand                         427
Jacques Kallis Clubhouse XI   208 & 198
   
New Zealand won by an innings and 21 runs
  
Man of the match: Jacques Kallis
Jacques Kallis' defiant century isn't enough to avoid an innings defeat.
As Dan Smith once said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
 

sportychic33

State 12th Man
Don't know about that, Oram has bowled pies for the past eighteen months. Kallis always guarantees you a wicket regardless of the surface, extremely canny bowler whilst Jacob has become pretty one note.
Depends on where the match is being played. Oram will pick up wickets in a Test Match at home but only 1 wicket per game overseas. However he is more economical as Richard said in that he goes for under 2.7 runs an over, therefore creating partnerships with the bowler from the other end so that the strike bowler can pick up wickets.
 

Neil Pickup

Cricket Web Moderator
How about two Kallises, one Amla and one Steyn, and the rest made up of club hackers?
No contest, I fear. 400 runs from Kallis² + Amla, and Steyn will take 20 for less than that even without the aid of any order of Kallises (Kalli?)
 

silentstriker

The Wheel is Forever
Nah, 'es' is the proper ending. Unless, Kallis is a second declension Latin noun. If his name was Kallus, then the plural might be Kalli.

I asked my sister, and she seemed to agree. Of course, our grasp of Latin is quickly fading, so we could just be speaking our our anuses (ani?).
 

Shaggy Alfresco

State Captain
Code:
Date: 11-19-2007
  
JACQUES KALLIS XI VS NEW ZEALAND at Johannesburg
5 day match
Pitch Condition: Normal
 
NEW ZEALAND WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST
  
                                     -X-
   
JACQUES KALLIS XI 1st innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Jack Jackson        c. Martin      b. O'Brien      18    53    4    0   34.0%
John Johnson        c. Gillespie   b. O'Brien       8    26    1    0   30.8%
Hashim Amla         lbw            b. Martin        0    10    0    0    0.0%
Bob Bobson          lbw            b. Gillespie    22    38    5    0   57.9%
Jacques Kallis      c. McCullum    b. Gillespie   116   156   26    0   74.4%
Jacques Kallis                     b. O'Brien     124   153   25    2   81.0%
Don Donald          c. Papps       b. Gillespie     4    14    1    0   28.6%
Richard Richardson                 b. Gillespie     0     6    0    0    0.0%
Matt Mattson        st McCullum    b. Vettori      15    40    3    0   37.5%
Pete Peterson       not out                         1     2    0    0   50.0%
Dale Steyn          c. Vincent     b. Gillespie     0     4    0    0    0.0%
 
 Total:  324/10       Overs:  83.4         Run Rate:  3.87     Extras:  16 
   
                             Day 1  4:37 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
JACQUES KALLIS XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Jackson     J Johnson    þþþþþ                                     25 (53)
J Jackson     H Amla       þ                                          1 (22)
J Jackson     B Bobson     þ                                          6 (20)
J Kallis      B Bobson     þþþþþþþþþþþþþ                             62 (70)
J Kallis      J Kallis     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      160 (201)
D Donald      J Kallis     þþ                                        10 (24)
Richardson    J Kallis                                                0 (12)
M Mattson     J Kallis     þþþþþþþþþþþþ                              59 (90)
P Peterson    J Kallis                                                0 (4)
P Peterson    D Steyn      þ                                          1 (6)


     Fall of Wickets    25/1      26/2      32/3      94/4      254/5
                        264/6     264/7     323/8     323/9     324/10    

 Total:  324/10      Overs:  83.4          Run Rate:  3.87    Extras:  16   
  
                                     -X-

NEW ZEALAND Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Mark Gillespie       21.4      2      86      5      3.97     0      0 
Chris Martin         21.0      8      80      1      3.81     0      0 
Ian O'Brien          22.0      9      61      3      2.77     0      0 
Daniel Vettori       17.0      4      61      1      3.59     0      2 
Scott Styris          2.0      0      22      0     11.00     0      0 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 0      No Balls: 2      Leg Byes: 5      Byes: 9 

 Total:  324/10       Overs:  83.4         Run Rate:  3.87    Extras:  16   
                                     -X-
 
 
NEW ZEALAND 1st innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Craig Cumming       c. Mattson     b. J Kallis      4    11    1    0   36.4%
Michael Papps       c. Richardson  b. J Kallis     67   140   14    0   47.9%
Lou Vincent                        b. Steyn        14    17    3    0   82.4%
Stephen Flemming    lbw            b. Steyn        13    56    2    0   23.2%
Scott Styris        c. Jackson     b. J Kallis      5     8    1    0   62.5%
Ross Taylor                        b. J Kallis     54   128    8    1   42.2%
Brendon McCullum    c. Bobson      b. Steyn        50   163    9    0   30.7%
Daniel Vettori      c. Amla        b. Richardson    0     4    0    0    0.0%
Mark Gillespie      lbw            b. Steyn        20    41    3    1   48.8%
Ian O'Brien         c. Donald      b. Richardson   19    55    3    0   34.5%
Chris Martin        not out                        16    34    4    0   47.1%
 
 Total:  275/10       Overs:  109.0        Run Rate:  2.52     Extras:  13 
   
                             Day 3  10:53 AM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
NEW ZEALAND Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
C Cumming     M Papps      þþþþ                                      11 (24)
L Vincent     M Papps      þþþþþþ                                    15 (27)
S Flemming    M Papps      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                         39 (117)
S Styris      M Papps      þþþþþ                                     13 (18)
R Taylor      M Papps      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                     50 (89)
R Taylor      B McCullum   þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ         76 (184)
D Vettori     B McCullum                                              0 (10)
Gillespie     B McCullum   þþþþþþþþþþþ                               26 (72)
I O'Brien     B McCullum   þþþþþþ                                    14 (46)
I O'Brien     C Martin     þþþþþþþþþþþþþ                             31 (67)


     Fall of Wickets    11/1      26/2      65/3      78/4      128/5
                        204/6     204/7     230/8     244/9     275/10    

 Total:  275/10      Overs:  109.0         Run Rate:  2.52    Extras:  13   
  
                                     -X-

JACQUES KALLIS XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Dale Steyn           34.0     10      96      4      2.82     1      1 
Jacques Kallis       26.0      5      80      0      3.08     0      0 
Jacques Kallis       33.0     15      63      4      1.91     2      1 
Richard Richardson   16.0      7      28      2      1.75     0      0 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 3      No Balls: 2      Leg Byes: 3      Byes: 5 

 Total:  275/10       Overs:  109.0        Run Rate:  2.52    Extras:  13   
                                     -X-
 
 
JACQUES KALLIS XI 2nd innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Jack Jackson                       b. Gillespie    37    98    6    0   37.8%
John Johnson        c. Vincent     b. Martin       23    48    4    0   47.9%
Hashim Amla         c. Gillespie   b. O'Brien     118   280   21    1   42.1%
Bob Bobson          lbw            b. O'Brien       5    24    1    0   20.8%
Jacques Kallis      c. Styris      b. O'Brien     175   228   40    0   76.8%
Jacques Kallis      not out                        97    96   20    1  101.0%
Don Donald          c. Vettori     b. O'Brien      13    36    2    0   36.1%
Richard Richardson  lbw            b. Vettori      23    45    2    1   51.1%
Matt Mattson                       b. Vettori       0     8    0    0    0.0%
Pete Peterson       lbw            b. Vettori       0     5    0    0    0.0%
Dale Steyn          c. McCullum    b. O'Brien       9    14    2    0   64.3%
 
 Total:  520/10       Overs:  146.4        Run Rate:  3.55     Extras:  20 
   
                             Day 4  3:39 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
JACQUES KALLIS XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Jackson     J Johnson    þþþþþþþ                                   53 (110)
J Jackson     H Amla       þþþþþþ                                    43 (92)
B Bobson      H Amla       þþ                                        20 (42)
J Kallis      H Amla       þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      250 (417)
J Kallis      H Amla       þþþþþ                                     36 (35)
J Kallis      D Donald     þþþþþ                                     40 (56)
J Kallis      Richardson   þþþþ                                      34 (80)
J Kallis      M Mattson    þ                                         14 (14)
J Kallis      P Peterson   þ                                          2 (9)
J Kallis      D Steyn      þþþ                                       28 (25)


     Fall of Wickets    53/1      96/2      116/3     366/4     402/5
                        442/6     476/7     490/8     492/9     520/10    

 Total:  520/10      Overs:  146.4         Run Rate:  3.55    Extras:  20   
  
                                     -X-

NEW ZEALAND Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Mark Gillespie       40.0      8     158      1      3.95     0      2 
Chris Martin         32.0      6     107      1      3.34     1      2 
Ian O'Brien          32.4      7     117      5      3.58     1      0 
Scott Styris          3.0      2       4      0      1.33     0      0 
Daniel Vettori       39.0      8     123      3      3.15     0      3 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 2      No Balls: 7      Leg Byes: 9      Byes: 2 

 Total:  520/10       Overs:  146.4        Run Rate:  3.55    Extras:  20   
                                     -X-
 
 
NEW ZEALAND 2nd innings  (Target: 570)

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Craig Cumming       c. J Kallis    b. Steyn        32    74    5    0   43.2%
Michael Papps                      b. J Kallis     17    59    3    0   28.8%
Lou Vincent         c. Peterson    b. J Kallis     39    65    9    0   60.0%
Stephen Flemming                   b. J Kallis     48    76   10    0   63.2%
Scott Styris        not out                        63   132   13    0   47.7%
Ross Taylor         c. Jackson     b. Steyn         4     7    1    0   57.1%
Brendon McCullum    c. Donald      b. J Kallis      0    10    0    0    0.0%
Daniel Vettori      c. Jackson     b. Steyn        11    16    1    1   68.8%
Mark Gillespie      lbw            b. J Kallis     12    41    2    0   29.3%
Ian O'Brien         lbw            b. Steyn         4     9    1    0   44.4%
Chris Martin                       b. J Kallis      9    16    2    0   56.3%
 
 Total:  247/10       Overs:  84.0         Run Rate:  2.94     Extras:  8 
   
                             Day 5  3:15 PM
   
  
                                     -X-
 
NEW ZEALAND Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
C Cumming     M Papps      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                       44 (109)
C Cumming     L Vincent    þþþþþþþþþ                                 21 (48)
S Flemming    L Vincent    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                         41 (73)
S Flemming    S Styris     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                     50 (69)
R Taylor      S Styris     þ                                          4 (13)
B McCullum    S Styris     þ                                          4 (23)
D Vettori     S Styris     þþþþþþþþþþ                                25 (40)
Gillespie     S Styris     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                            33 (84)
I O'Brien     S Styris     þ                                          4 (15)
C Martin      S Styris     þþþþþþþþþ                                 21 (30)


     Fall of Wickets    44/1      65/2      106/3     156/4     160/5
                        164/6     189/7     222/8     226/9     247/10    

 Total:  247/10      Overs:  84.0          Run Rate:  2.94    Extras:  8   
  
                                     -X-

JACQUES KALLIS XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Dale Steyn           27.0      7      73      4      2.70     0      1 
Jacques Kallis       25.0      7      77      3      3.08     1      1 
Jacques Kallis       23.0      7      63      3      2.74     0      1 
Richard Richardson    9.0      3      30      0      3.33     0      0 


 EXTRAS          Wides: 1      No Balls: 3      Leg Byes: 4      Byes: 0 

 Total:  247/10       Overs:  84.0         Run Rate:  2.94    Extras:  8   
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Jacques Kallis XI   324 & 520
New Zealand         275 & 247
   
Jacques Kallis XI won by 322 runs
  
Man of the match: Jacques Kallis
 

Athlai

Not Terrible
Which raises the interesting question, is a 16* from Martin more or less likely than cloning Kallis? :)
With the improvements in cloning technology, and Martins last four scorecards to go by (3 0's and a 0*) I'm going with the latter.
 

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