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    Possible Reasons for the Changes in Cricket in Recent Times...

    Global warming has reduced the amount of rain, hence there are more results.

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    Increased amounts of carbohydrates in players' diets has seen flatulence increase on the ground, hence why silly point and short leg are further away from the batsman than what they used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Global warming has reduced the amount of rain, hence there are more draws.

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    Less rain = more draws?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Increased amounts of carbohydrates in players' diets has seen flatulence increase on the ground, hence why silly point and short leg are further away from the batsman than what they used to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince EWS View Post
    Less rain = more draws?
    Never happened. Continue.

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    Test wickets are flatter because the rollers are bigger.
    More Tests are played to take the emphasis off exams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Increased amounts of carbohydrates in players' diets has seen flatulence increase on the ground, hence why silly point and short leg are further away from the batsman than what they used to be.
    Oh, and you wondered why they call it "the popping crease".

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    Decline of bowler quality due to lack of facial hair on bowlers
    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Decline of bowler quality due to lack of facial hair on bowlers
    It's the female hormones in the meat & the water: with a few exceptions our milksop bowlers can't muster up a Lilleesque Zapata/chops combo nowadays.

    Ingestion of tartrazine at an early age has also given us a generation of hyperactive batsmen who don't have the patience to construct innings anymore and tee-off from the word go.
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