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    Women's words and phrases

    WORDS WOMEN USE

    FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

    NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing," and will end with the word "Fine."

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". "You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

    SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

    THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead." At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

    PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

    THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

    THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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    what does this have to do with cricket???

    ah well, that's okay...

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    Nothing really, except if you changed this sentence so that it said cricket?

    FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

    Anyway I thought it was so tru - I mean funny - that I would post it to share with everyone.

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    i laughed for ages!do u have any more stuff like that bazza?if ur not allowed to post it on here email it to me!stuff like that is too funny to miss


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    Hey Kulli good to see you.

    How's things 'north of the border'?

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    North of the border theinks aren't looking too hot m8!
    With our entry to the NCl only about a month away we still have no major sponsor!and no overseas player lined up(although there are a lot of rumours that dravid will be playing for us).
    This should be an exciting time for scottish cricket but it's all looking a bit shaky at the moment!

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    LOl laughed at this for ages !!

    thats funny as stuff man !! lol
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    Re: Women's words and phrases

    I particularly like this bit, how true!
    Originally posted by Bazza
    Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
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    almost all of it is true !



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