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Merv Hughes' Ten Commandments

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Ten Commandments issued by Merv Hughes' manager for him to remain commercially viable.

- Thou shalt not shave off thy moustache

- Thou shalt not swear or mumble in public

- Thou shalt kiss as many people as possible, particularly thy fello cricketers

- Thou shalt always do what they manager tells thee

- Thou shalt remain for evermore a bachelor

- Thou shalt have a silly haircut

- if thy covert neighbour's wife, or ass, thous shalt make sure it doesn't get in the papers

- Thou shalt not take the name competitive edge sports management in vain and shalt mention it at every opportunity

- Thou shalt not get dropped for the Australian cricket team

- For six days thou shalt labour and on the seventh thou shalt do promotional work
 

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