Prison cricket match

Orin · 29-12-2002, 09:40 AM

Prison cricket match

It was the convicts' cricket match. The fast bowler whizzed down a screamer which just missed, but a bail gently toppled off.

'Not out,' protested the batsman, 'it was the wind.'

'Wind or not,' said the umpire, 'you're out on bail!'

Orin · 29-12-2002, 09:43 AM

Who is he?

Wife: 'Who's Bill Robinson?'
George: 'He saved us from losing last week.'
Wife: 'Really? Is he a batsman or a bowler?'
George: 'Neither. He's the umpire.'

29-12-2002, 09:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orin School Boy/Girl Captain Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Guyana Posts: 174	Prison cricket match Prison cricket match It was the convicts' cricket match. The fast bowler whizzed down a screamer which just missed, but a bail gently toppled off. 'Not out,' protested the batsman, 'it was the wind.' 'Wind or not,' said the umpire, 'you're out on bail!' __________________ The Loft Nightclub & Lounge

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29-12-2002, 09:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Orin School Boy/Girl Captain Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Guyana Posts: 174	Who is he? Wife: 'Who's Bill Robinson?' George: 'He saved us from losing last week.' Wife: 'Really? Is he a batsman or a bowler?' George: 'Neither. He's the umpire.'

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