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Prison cricket match

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Orin

School Boy/Girl Captain
Prison cricket match

It was the convicts' cricket match. The fast bowler whizzed down a screamer which just missed, but a bail gently toppled off.

'Not out,' protested the batsman, 'it was the wind.'

'Wind or not,' said the umpire, 'you're out on bail!'
 
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Orin

School Boy/Girl Captain
Who is he?

Wife: 'Who's Bill Robinson?'
George: 'He saved us from losing last week.'
Wife: 'Really? Is he a batsman or a bowler?'
George: 'Neither. He's the umpire.'
 
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