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Old 11-08-2007, 01:25 AM   #121 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:08 AM   #122 (permalink)
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You know you're obsessed with cricket when you make your hot date wait in the car just to watch Kumble score his maiden ton.
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:13 AM   #123 (permalink)
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More importantly, why wasn't she in there with you watching!?
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:19 AM   #124 (permalink)
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More importantly, why wasn't she in there with you watching!?
Also, wat are u doing dating such a girl?
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:56 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Haha, she was waiting in the car I told her on the phone I'll be right out. Kumble was on 93*. I took my time 'putting my clothes on' even though I was ready before she got there. Later I told her what really happened and that I could always see her but Kumble will never make a century again. She just laughed.
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:52 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Haha, she was waiting in the car I told her on the phone I'll be right out. Kumble was on 93*. I took my time 'putting my clothes on' even though I was ready before she got there. Later I told her what really happened and that I could always see her but Kumble will never make a century again. She just laughed.
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:59 AM   #127 (permalink)
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You Know you are obsessed with cricket when you watch baseball, and start thinking where Mid-on and Mid-off should be, and also notice how the fast bowler doesnt have a slip in place.
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:15 PM   #128 (permalink)
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When you have mini cricket matches behind the bar you work part time at, using a screwed up piece of paper and a plastic bottle.

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Obsessive: When every time someone phones you start practising your bowling with your free hand. Stupid: You have managed to smash the light bulb doing this 5 times in the last couple of months.

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Not smash exactly just hitting the shade hard enough for the bulb to stop working.
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:12 PM   #129 (permalink)
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I don't know about obsessive, but I did force myself out of bed at 4.30 am on a winter morning a couple of years ago to see if India's openers could beat the world record Test opening partnership (they didn't). I kept pretty quiet about that.
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Old 12-08-2007, 04:24 PM   #130 (permalink)
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When you have mini cricket matches behind the bar you work part time at, using a screwed up piece of paper and a plastic bottle.

Stupid and Obsessive:

Obsessive: When every time someone phones you start practising your bowling with your free hand. Stupid: You have managed to smash the light bulb doing this 5 times in the last couple of months.

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Not smash exactly just hitting the shade hard enough for the bulb to stop working.
I'm not tall enough to do that...so just clip the lampshade. Hurts enough though.
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Old 15-11-2012, 01:32 AM   #132 (permalink)
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She's a keeper, that one.
Disagree, more like a spinner to have such patience.
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