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fav barmy army chants?

NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
to the tune of The Beatles Yellow Submarine:
'We shall never live in a crimnal colony, OI!, criminal colony, OI!'

'get your ****ty stars of our flag, dah-dah-dah'

:)
 

Simon

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i heard this one where they go through each day of the week and what they do. I cant remember them off my head but ill see if i can get the words from somewhere.
 

Eyes_Only

International Debutant
Looking forward to catching up with the guys at the Coogee Bay Hotel at the end of the Test Match and also in Bowral...

Should be a hoot!!
 

sasnoz

Banned
they had a good a good one for astle

nathan astle, nathan astle,
dropped the catch that won the match,
scored 200 doesnt matter
cos he dropped the vital catch
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Following Langer's criticism of them for being overweight and unfit (or something like that) they greeted him the next morning as he went out to field with a chant of "We're so fat it's unbelievable"
 

Orin

School Boy/Girl Captain
sasnoz said:
they had a good a good one for astle

nathan astle, nathan astle,
dropped the catch that won the match,
scored 200 doesnt matter
cos he dropped the vital catch
Good one Sas
 

Orin

School Boy/Girl Captain
Rik said:
I'm still in awe of Astle though...only International player I know who bats like me...
You having to be dreaming, you bat like Courtney Walsh.
 

Rik

Cricketer Of The Year
Orin said:
You having to be dreaming, you bat like Courtney Walsh.
And you reccon would Courtney average 99 in an indoor season filled with Shropshire and Welsh County Players? :lol:
 
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Orin

School Boy/Girl Captain
Rik said:
And you reccon would Courtney average 99 in an indoor season filled with Shropshire and Welsh County Players? :lol:
You call averaging 99 in matches against kids 10 years and under, big.
 

Langeveldt

Soutie
yeh, point, plus you only played three matches.

I averaged 112 after playing three matches last season, that dropped to 24 after playing twenty odd matches
 

Rik

Cricketer Of The Year
Langeveldt said:
yeh, point, plus you only played three matches.

I averaged 112 after playing three matches last season, that dropped to 24 after playing twenty odd matches
Yes but did you only have 4 overs to get those runs in? :D
 

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