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    Well looking at it, it's hard to believe he could be 100% sure he caught it. Anyway I think it's a dead horse that's being flogged.

    BTW even if it's Tendulkar (btw he'd never do it) who claimed a grounded catch, i'd vehemently oppose it.

    As to that mention of ability to fart incense ----->

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    I reckon it's because he looks like a chimpanzee that's been taught to walk upright
    Fixed your typo there.
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    Chimps are cute. Why people hate them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pnottath View Post
    Chimps are cute. Why people hate them?
    Because they look like Ricky Ponting. Durr.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Fixed your typo there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Fixed your typo there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    The Harbajahan-Symonds mystery explained

    "Actually, I was talking to Ricky.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    The Harbajahan-Symonds mystery explained

    "Actually, I was talking to Ricky.."
    That, sir, is hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Oh well. We were drinking Guinness when we should have been reading the script.
    Yeah fantastic repost.. Obviously Richard is never wrong, but at least he inspires some cracking retorts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    Yeah fantastic repost.. Obviously Richard is never wrong, but at least he inspires some cracking retorts..
    So he's the CW muse? Frankly, now he's been used, I don't want him. Sloppy seconds ain't my style.

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    Australian selectors.

    When Doug Bollinger gets overlooked for a guy that's played 12 FC games despite:

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    People who ask who's winning in the cricket:

    Worst question. Look I can accept you don't like cricket ( ), it isn't your thing and you try and show some interest in asking how it is going, by being polite, even though you don't give a **** about it, but this has to be one of the most impossible questions to answer. Cricket is not like football, because unless it is the final innings of a Test match, or ODI, I can then give a answer as to say yes a team is 'winning', but even then, unless a team is chasing 265 in the final innings, and said team is 9/178 with 10 and 11 at the crease, or looks impossible for one team to win. If I say one team is on top, they will NFI what I am talking about (despite being asked this one the first or second day of a Test) and walk away none the wiser, so I have to bull**** an answer (my speciality TBF ). Cricket is not a sport where it can be said a team is 'winning' or not as there are a lot of factors involved.
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    Aye, AWBTAs TBH.

    Might add Noffke ahead of both Bollinger and Siddle TBF.

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