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You know what really grinds my cricketing gears?

pasag

RTDAS
Australian selectors.

When Doug Bollinger gets overlooked for a guy that's played 12 FC games despite:

- Leading the FC bowling averages last season with 15.44
- Taking 3/9 in the tour match
- Taking 4/59 in India just a month ago

...it really does my head in.
 

Craig

World Traveller
People who ask who's winning in the cricket:

Worst question. Look I can accept you don't like cricket (:@ ), it isn't your thing and you try and show some interest in asking how it is going, by being polite, even though you don't give a **** about it, but this has to be one of the most impossible questions to answer. Cricket is not like football, because unless it is the final innings of a Test match, or ODI, I can then give a answer as to say yes a team is 'winning', but even then, unless a team is chasing 265 in the final innings, and said team is 9/178 with 10 and 11 at the crease, or looks impossible for one team to win. If I say one team is on top, they will NFI what I am talking about (despite being asked this one the first or second day of a Test) and walk away none the wiser, so I have to bull**** an answer (my speciality TBF :p). Cricket is not a sport where it can be said a team is 'winning' or not as there are a lot of factors involved.
 

Athlai

Not Terrible
Don't mind if its a lady-friend or my mum or anything, but when its a bloke I'm just like **** off.
 

Son Of Coco

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Well while they'd still fail to acknowledge his batting ability, they'd have to respect his ability to fart clouds of incense. That's pretty difficult to do.
That's not the difficult part the difficult part is inhaling the fumes. :sleep:
 

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Language that implies a flat pitch is a good one

"Ah what a belter of a wicket! Fantastic pitch! Guaranteed to completely waste five days of your life!"
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Haha, while I'm in full agreement that the term "good" being used to mean "good for batting" is very poor phrase-making, not all good batting pitches cause pointless Tests. ARG-esque pitches - ie, supine ones - are a different matter to a good batting pitch which is seen quite often and still plenty often enough ends-up producing if not neccessarily a result, then (provided no time is lost) five days of interesting cricket.

On that subject...
ARG-esque pitches in Test series of three games or less
I can just about tolerate the occasional one in a five-Test series (or six if applicable) but once you get a 650-plays-700 game in a two-Test series or a three-Test series that's basically reducing it to a one-off Test or a two-Test series.

Both of which I detest greatly.
 

zaremba

Cricketer Of The Year
Haha, while I'm in full agreement that the term "good" being used to mean "good for batting" is very poor phrase-making, not all good batting pitches cause pointless Tests. ARG-esque pitches - ie, supine ones - are a different matter to a good batting pitch which is seen quite often and still plenty often enough ends-up producing if not neccessarily a result, then (provided no time is lost) five days of interesting cricket.

On that subject...
ARG-esque pitches in Test series of three games or less
I can just about tolerate the occasional one in a five-Test series (or six if applicable) but once you get a 650-plays-700 game in a two-Test series or a three-Test series that's basically reducing it to a one-off Test or a two-Test series.

Both of which I detest greatly.
ARG-esque?

For my money, generally speaking, and excluding complete minefields, a pitch that favours bowlers will make for a better game of cricket than a pitch that favours batsmen.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
ARG-esque?

For my money, generally speaking, and excluding complete minefields, a pitch that favours bowlers will make for a better game of cricket than a pitch that favours batsmen.
Antigua Recreation Ground, I think:unsure:
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Real-time replays.

Confuse the **** out of me. I looked up just then and wondered how Hayden was getting bowled when India were in to bat :@
 

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Overthrows resulting from an accurate shy at the stumps

Why can't the ball become dead when it's used to remove the bails? It just unduly punishes a team for quality fielding.
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
That's one I've oft wrestled with. I was fully of your line of thinking until a few years ago when I heard Mikey Holding mention the fact that very often teams unneccessarily shy at the stumps. Why shouldn't they be punished for this?

The only way to make a completely fair ruling would be for some form of "Umpire's discretion" (the sort that exists on leg-byes where he has to decide whether a shot is played to call leg-byes or dead-ball) where he could call the ball dead if he adjudges that a shy has been made where there's a "genuine" chance of a run-out, and if he adjudges there wasn't then call overthrows.
 

fredfertang

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Presumably fielders shy at the stumps when there is no chance of a run out just to let the run stealers know they are there - similar to the police regularly feeling the collars of known villians even if they have no reason to suspect them of any particular crime - I reckon that's a fair tactic and the downside of possibly giving away a few buzzers isn't an unfair price to pay

You could make out a similar argument in respect of the blistering straight drive for which the batsman's reward is to get his partner out when the bowler manages to deflect it onto the stumps or the crashing pull that balloons off short leg's arse into mid on's grateful hands
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Presumably fielders shy at the stumps when there is no chance of a run out just to let the run stealers know they are there - similar to the police regularly feeling the collars of known villians even if they have no reason to suspect them of any particular crime - I reckon that's a fair tactic and the downside of possibly giving away a few buzzers isn't an unfair price to pay
I reckon simply threatening to throw would do fine. I'd never, ever be happy as a bowler if someone cost me runs because they wanted to "let the batsman know they were there". Strikes me as often if not more often simply a macho thing on the fielder's behalf rather than actually wanting to save the bowler runs down the line.
You could make out a similar argument in respect of the blistering straight drive for which the batsman's reward is to get his partner out when the bowler manages to deflect it onto the stumps or the crashing pull that balloons off short leg's arse into mid on's grateful hands
These, unfortunately, are things that there's no way around - apart from batsmen not backing-up too far. Somehow the fluked catch never seems too unfair to me, however, given the regularity with which simple catches are floored. Until the cure for the dropped catch is procured, I can't ever be too sorry to see the rarity that is the fluked catch.
 

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Presumably fielders shy at the stumps when there is no chance of a run out just to let the run stealers know they are there - similar to the police regularly feeling the collars of known villians even if they have no reason to suspect them of any particular crime - I reckon that's a fair tactic and the downside of possibly giving away a few buzzers isn't an unfair price to pay

You could make out a similar argument in respect of the blistering straight drive for which the batsman's reward is to get his partner out when the bowler manages to deflect it onto the stumps or the crashing pull that balloons off short leg's arse into mid on's grateful hands
I agree with Richard above, saying that the umpire can decide (it's usually pretty obvious) if it was a genuine attempt to get someone out or just intimidation. Usually it's a genuine attempt, intimidation usually takes the form of throwing to the wk. What annoys me is that if they'd missed the stumps with a less good throw, the man backing up would have prevented any overthrows.

The examples you give are a lot rarer, but also there's no obvious and ideal solution. Deflecting the ball onto the stumps is a skill in itself, and short legs all ought to have firm, youthful buttocks in order to maximise the chances of such an event as you described.
 

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