Cricket casting call

[Matt79]

If you had to cast a movie about world cricket, which movie stars would you chose to play which cricketers?

One to start off with:
Matt Hayden - Arnold Schwarznegger: The Last Action Hero - always plenty of explosions and entertainment when he's on screen, but purists will never accept that this mountain of a man is good at his chosen profession.

 

[amokk1]

Ralph Fiennes to play the role of Shane Warne

 

[Tomm NCCC]

Samuel L Jackson is ... Samit Patel. *Preview Clip*

S.L Jackson: Who da **** stole my mother****ing Sandwich?
Sidebottom: It was Hussey, I swear to God
S.L Jackson: Damn Nigga, if there's one thing I hate mroe than a mother****ing theif, its a mother****ing snitch
Sidebottom: No, Samit, I...I...
S.L Jackson: Save it, you white-ass cracker!

Prepare to be hit for six, as Samit claws his way to the top!

SLJ: Now listen here, Flemmers. We play by my rules. When we at the crease, you be ma bitch. Understand?
Fleming: Woah, Chill out man
SLJ: I can't chill out goddammit, not ever since the accident... So shut yo mouth, white boy, I know what ize doin

Patel will have you bowled over!

Read: Nice bowling, Patel
SLJ: Thats Mr Patel to you, mother****er!
Read: Sorry Patel
SLJ: What did I just tell you? You never learn do you, rooney. I should slap you right upside your face, boy!

This Summer, Samit Patel will rise

SLJ: We did it, homies! We won the ashes and teh world cup in the same day! Motherfuzzers!

 

[cpr]

Well seems were living in the world of fantasy, i shall resurect Oliver Reed to star/slur as Flintoff, with Pierce Brosnan as Ed Joyce (lets just say neither are that impressive at protending to be English)

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

.....

Matthew Hayden - Nicholas Kim Coppola/Nicholas Cage

 

[Matt79]

Brett Lee - Paul Walker = Fast and Furious blonds. Can't act/sing.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Ricky Ponting - Andy Serkis in a monkey suit

 

[Smudge]

Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen

 

[Dizzy #4]

Jason Gillespie in.....The Passion of the Christ!


or.....

Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer in........Brokeback Mountain!

How about.....

Brett Lee in......Casanova?

 

[amokk1]

Jason Gillespie in.....The Passion of the Christ!

 

[readie]

Ian Bell to be played by another weedy ginga who lacks confidence - Chris Owen

Nah he's a dead ringer for a dude of The Bill don't watch tit much so don't know his name

 

[readie]

Nathan Hauritz to be be played by Finch from American Pie

 

[Josh]

This Summer, Danny DeVito IS:

PUNTER - The life and loves of Ricky Ponting

 

[Raptor11]

Jacques Kallis - Viggo Mortenson

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

Jayasuriya to be played by Deep Roy

 

[crickhowell]

I know it's obvious but Andy G as Nathan Bracken. Don't know if he can act but the likeness is uncanny.