Indian Team Jokes

[Muzzy73]

Some funnies on Indian Cricket team

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
1 run in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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Old one but still good enough for the current situation

The Judge asks the little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy ?

Little Girl.- No, my mummy beats me.

Judge.- Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy ?

Little Girl.- No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge.- Well then, who do you want to live with ???

Little Girl.- I want to live with the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, they never, never ever beat anybody !!!

 

[Trigger_Tiger]

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Some funnies on Indian Cricket team

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
1 run in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

__________________________________________________________________________

Old one but still good enough for the current situation

The Judge asks the little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy ?

Little Girl.- No, my mummy beats me.

Judge.- Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy ?

Little Girl.- No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge.- Well then, who do you want to live with ???

Little Girl.- I want to live with the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, they never, never ever beat anybody !!!

Damn you man, it's hard to laugh so hard on an empty stomach !!!!!~~~~~

 

[silentstriker]

Hilarous.

 

[Hamilton B]

These are English cricket jokes remixed. Been around since the 90s.

 

[PhoenixFire]

These are English cricket jokes remixed. Been around since the 90s.

No, they are generic cricket jokes that have been around for ages.

 

[pasag]

Heard the judge/little child joke done about Collingwood around 10-15 years ago for the first time.

 

[Matt79]

Heard the judge/little child joke done about Collingwood around 10-15 years ago for the first time.

hah! That's a nice wooden spoon you're holding there Zac...

 

[pasag]

hah! That's a nice wooden spoon you're holding there Zac...

This one?

 

[Jono]

Should have posted the 2005 NAB Cup celebration while you were at it.

 

[alternative]

Haha

 

[hi_manishhot]

Some funnies on Indian Cricket team

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
1 run in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

__________________________________________________________________________

Old one but still good enough for the current situation

The Judge asks the little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy ?

Little Girl.- No, my mummy beats me.

Judge.- Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy ?

Little Girl.- No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge.- Well then, who do you want to live with ???

Little Girl.- I want to live with the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, they never, never ever beat anybody !!!

hhhh

 

[andmark]

 

[1-9-7-7]

God you don't like indians do you?

 

[Fiery]

God you don't like indians do you?

I've been trying to work out what's going on in your avatar 1-9-7-7. Beats me...what's he doing?

 

[1-9-7-7]

I've been trying to work out what's going on in your avatar 1-9-7-7. Beats me...what's he doing?

Your man is smashing a pogo stick because he can't use it.

 

[Smudge]

I laughed until I cried. Oh wait, no - I just cried.