Some funnies on Indian Cricket team
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
1 run in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Old one but still good enough for the current situation
The Judge asks the little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy ?
Little Girl.- No, my mummy beats me.
Judge.- Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy ?
Little Girl.- No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge.- Well then, who do you want to live with ???
Little Girl.- I want to live with the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, they never, never ever beat anybody !!!