Joel Garner and friends were having a drink in an Australian hotel. At a nearby table a group of young ladies were obviously celebrating something. Eventually one of the girls came over. "You are Joel Garner aren't you?"
"Yes Ma'am" Joel replied.
"Look" she said, "We've noticed how tall you are and what big hands, big feet, long arms and legs you've got; what we're dying to know is, is everything else in proportion?"
"Lady" said big bird, "If it was, I would be eight foot six!"