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    Pakistan and SA cricketers in fire scare - Afridi proves his IQ is low even off field

    "I have no idea what happened. I had just woken up when the security man knocked on the door and said 'get out of the room'. But I went back to sleep. Then he knocked again, and said 'get out of the room'. Then I did and went downstairs.""

    Good job idiot. A security guard tells you to get out but you go back to sleep.

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    Haha, Afridi is a tool.
    This world cup seems to have a lot of bad things happening, plane crashes, fires, bomb scares........
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    Haha, I thought that was pretty funny. Also liked the photo of Inzy looking half-asleep in a t-shirt that said "EAT. SLEEP. GYM."

    edit: Ahh, just noticed it's the photo in that link.
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    afridi is an idiot! Or maybe he just thought it was a figure of his imagination! He's lucky the guard came back....should have just left him there!

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    Honestly speaking I have done some thing like Afridi's act before . Who the hell wants to leave the bed some times?
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    Afridi is so dumb and he proved it this time around too, but lolz at Inzy why on earth was he wearing such a stupid t-shirt it was so funny to see him wearing such a t-shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    This one...?

    That's a very clever (and funny) piece of computer-geekiness Neil Pickup. Seamless...I'm impressed

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    umm he obviously didnt know it was a fire.

    If someone knocked on your hotel room and said "leave the room now" at 6am in the morning, would you leave?

    "leave the room now there is a fire" and i'm up.. "leave the room now" and i just think its some idiot doing a prank

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeps View Post
    umm he obviously didnt know it was a fire.

    If someone knocked on your hotel room and said "leave the room now" at 6am in the morning, would you leave?

    "leave the room now there is a fire" and i'm up.. "leave the room now" and i just think its some idiot doing a prank
    haha, good call, you would think if there was a fire it would be, "fire!!!!!!!, fire!!!!!!!. I'm sure if that was the case Shahid would have sat bolt upright and got his ass out of bed.

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    Shahid Afridi = pratt, we know that much. No news there.







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    Afridi would have just taken on the fire himself.

    Afridi reminds me of a dickhead Joe Swanson who can walk.
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    On a serious note i hope no further accidents take place during the WC, its not been the ideal start to the biggest tournament in cricket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    haha, good call, you would think if there was a fire it would be, "fire!!!!!!!, fire!!!!!!!. I'm sure if that was the case Shahid would have sat bolt upright and got his ass out of bed.
    exactly, if there's a fire, you don't just go 'get out of the room'

    that's kinda stupid, you scream 'fire'.

    Being international cricketers i'd imagine these guys get a lot of idiots playing pranks and other stupid things to piss these guys off.

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