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Old 13-02-2007, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Simon Barnes

One of the best cricket related newspaper articles in years.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Barnes being on Richard mode?


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Old 13-02-2007, 01:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Read this today in the Times whilst on me lunch break. Hilarious stuff. Wonder what Dunc thought?
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Complete shocker. He seems to be implying that winning an ODI tournament, even the WC, is not as important as a proper test series.

Who'd have thunk? Good for him, I was beginning to think I was the only one.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Most unlike Simon Barnes IMO. He's usually excellent in his sympathetic, measured writing.

Disappointed in him. And especially disappointed that he'd blame the coach for the scheduling.

His Panesar>>>>>>>>>>>>Gilesism and Harmison's-rubbishness-isn't-his-faultism is at least not unique, so I can forgive him for that.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha. Genius.
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Old 13-02-2007, 02:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Sarcasm the easiest form of humour
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Don't know about you, but I was so over the CB series that I didn't care who won. What a dash for cash by Cricket Australia. I thought England came to defend the Ashes, and they went home 1 wallet less and with the ugliest trophy in the cricket world. Wonder if it got its own seat home just like the Ashes urn?
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Top stuff from Barnes, as per.

Hey, sarcasms always cool in my book.

Anywhoo, I thought it was "the lowest form of wit".
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Anywhoo, I thought it was "the lowest form of wit".
"& wit's the highest form of humour"

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Old 13-02-2007, 04:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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He always writes a good article does Simon Barnes, although that isn't his best by a long way IMO.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You really shouldn't be allowed to get paid for writing that. Not that its necessarily incorrect, but just useless.
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Old 13-02-2007, 08:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Crap piece from an otherwise good cricket writer.
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