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    sledging?!

    Hi there,

    found this pretty funny site

    http://www.slashes.com.au/index.cfm?week=5


    If you can please vote for me
    My entry is

    Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? The person who ironed the cricket whites!!

    Sledge posted by nicster at 12:23 Thursday, 04 Jan 2007



    Always wanted to go to the cricket in England at Lords.

    help me if you can


    cheers

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    signed up pretty fun, how does the sledgeometer work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicster View Post
    Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? The person who ironed the cricket whites!!

    Sledge posted by nicster at 12:23 Thursday, 04 Jan 2007
    Are they meant to be original? Cause that one's not...

    Some of the sledges on the leaderboard are truly baffling though:

    Number 6- "To Duncan Fletcher You Are The Best Selector Ever - FOR US!"
    Number 9- "What more is to be said? English cricket is now dead. After more than 100 years, you should realise your fears and go running like Freddie's tears, you can't rely on Cook so have a fun trip home reading the HOW TO PLAY CRICKET BOOK"

    Hard to go past this one though when voting: "im a pom and im a homosexual"

    Edit: Just submitted one: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. England sucks."
    Last edited by andyc; 04-01-2007 at 01:09 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    That was you?!?!?

    I was right after you.
    I'm Freddies-mate.
    Maria - Due December

    Quote Originally Posted by NUFAN View Post
    "So this is what it feels like to be on top of a batsmen".
    RIP Fardin Qayummi - 15th April 2006


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    Quote Originally Posted by 33/3from3.3 View Post
    That was you?!?!?

    I was right after you.
    I'm Freddies-mate.
    Haha. Just as dire.

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    Meh. How about you try to make a sledge against a team that's whooping you 4 1/2 - 0.

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    Rod Marsh
    When Ian Botham strode to the crease in an Ashes test, he was unaware Rod Marsh was about to enter them both into cricketing folklore. While taking guard, Botham copped this one from Marsh: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

    Why does Beefy's supposed riposte to this sledge never get published? "Wife's fine, kids a bit ********"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PottedMustard View Post
    Rod Marsh
    When Ian Botham strode to the crease in an Ashes test, he was unaware Rod Marsh was about to enter them both into cricketing folklore. While taking guard, Botham copped this one from Marsh: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

    Why does Beefy's supposed riposte to this sledge never get published? "Wife's fine, kids a bit ********"
    yep yep all been heard before

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    how does the sledgeometer work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumped View Post
    yep yep all been heard before
    I'm sure it has, I just think it's odd that given that the response was funnier than the original question it still never gets reported. Must too politically incorrect for the wet lettuces.

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    hahaha 4th on the leaderboard is legendary... the 1st is hardly original
    Last edited by Johnners; 04-01-2007 at 02:18 AM.
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    Mitch Johnson is ****ing awesome for cricket.
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    Ponting's ability to ton up in the first innings of a series should not be understated. So much pressure, so important. What a great!

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    redballs sledge posted at 13:09 Thursday, 21 Dec 2006
    you're suppose to catch the ball aren't you? Howzat!


    This got 1,500 votes???

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    Not a sledge but I got a laugh out of it nonetheless

    At school today, each member of Little Johnny's class had to give a speech describing what their dad did for a living

    After the usual fireman, butcher, baker, candlestick maker speeches, it was Little Johnny's turn.

    "My dad strips for money at a gay lap-dancing club.

    If he likes the guy, he lets him buy the drinks then takes him to a cheap hotel and sleeps with him for more money."

    Naturally the teacher is shocked by this and immediately dismisses the class, asking Little Johnny to stay behind.

    Upon being asked whether this was true, Little Johnny responds:

    "No, he's the captain of the English cricket team but there's no way I'll admit that to anybody."
    Last edited by social; 04-01-2007 at 03:43 AM. Reason: add

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    Quote Originally Posted by social View Post

    "My dad strips for money at a gay lap-dancing club.
    The same one where Punter had that Crying Game moment with a tranny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by social View Post
    Not a sledge but I got a laugh out of it nonetheless

    At school today, each member of Little Johnny's class had to give a speech describing what their dad did for a living

    After the usual fireman, butcher, baker, candlestick maker speeches, it was Little Johnny's turn.

    "My dad strips for money at a gay lap-dancing club.

    If he likes the guy, he lets him buy the drinks then takes him to a cheap hotel and sleeps with him for more money."

    Naturally the teacher is shocked by this and immediately dismisses the class, asking Little Johnny to stay behind.

    Upon being asked whether this was true, Little Johnny responds:

    "No, he's the captain of the English cricket team but there's no way I'll admit that to anybody."
    LMAO!!!

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