Bowling Plans to each batsman

[silentstriker]

Inspired by http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6211691.stm.

Turbinator on Sehwag:

Name: Sehwag
Line: Any
Other: Vulnerable to swinging ball, bouncing ball, and ball. Bald head, deflect shine from that on to the ball. Actually screw these notes. Just bowl to him, that's all that is required.

 

[Nate]

Name: Mike Hussey
Line: Not heaps sure yet
Other: Unsure if you can actually get him out, so there`s our starting point. Might have to pull off a mankad or summant. ...crap, just found out he has a brother.

 

[open365]

Name: SYMONDS
Line: Off/4th Height: Early straight**
Other: No feet early (LBW ½ Ct Driving) - Test dismissals Ct behind/slip, LBW ½ attacking spin - Bouncer essential***

 

[silentstriker]

Name: Chris Martin
Line: Any
Other: LOL @ you needing to read this to figure it out

 

[crickhowell]

Name: Shane Warne
Line: Any
Other: Build up his confidence by complimenting him, ask about his ***ual conquests and tell him he's a great entertainer. This will lead to an extravagant shot missig the ball completely or going straight up in the air.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Name: Mike Hussey
Line: Not heaps sure yet
Other: Unsure if you can actually get him out, so there`s our starting point. Might have to pull off a mankad or summant. ...crap, just found out he has a brother.

 

[nightprowler10]

Name: Inzamam-Ul-Haq
Line: Straight
Other: Bowl a boucer and follow it with a yorker, he's certain to duck at it and get bowled.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Name: Inzamam-Ul-Haq
Line: Straight
Other: Bowl a boucer and follow it with a yorker, he's certain to duck at it and get bowled.

I thought the best way was to accuse him of ball tampering, whereupon he'd go and hide in the dressing room...

 

[nightprowler10]

I thought the best way was to accuse him of ball tampering, whereupon he'd go and hide in the dressing room...

Or have someone call him Aloo from the stands and enjoy the show.

 

[Turbinator]

Or have someone call him Aloo from the stands and enjoy the show.

What would be even better is that you cook some Aloo in the stands.

 

[Dravid]

Name: Ganguly
Line: Leg
Length: Short
Other: 99.9% he will get scared and play a wrong shot, the .1% he will duck

 

[Stumped]

ahaha, its not working, as the scores show

 

[cpr]

Name: Inzamam-Ul-Haq
Line: Straight
Other: Bowl a boucer and follow it with a yorker, he's certain to duck at it and get bowled.

Or just launch the follow up at him and appeal

 

[Prince EWS]

Name: Watson
Line: Outside off
Other: Bowl really wide outside off - he may crack you for 4 once or twice but don't give up - he'll pull a muscle sooner rather than later. High RH%.

 

[ripper868]

Name : Warne
Line: A cricket ball isn't the only thing my hands are good on
Other: Yes, my hair is real, ask goochy how.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Name: Andrew Symonds
Line: leg stump
Other: Vulnerable to short ball - seem to recall him playing a hook shot in 1996; attacking spinner but not an attacking field - our W/K is claustrophobic; give up easy singles on the leg side and eventually we'll have him dismissed 'exhausted'; looks shaky outside off-stump early, remember 'bowling in the corridor' doesn't mean the hotel corridor - i.e 1.5 metres either side of perfect (as long as it doesn't hit the walls).

 

[Dravid]

Name: Ganguly
Line: Leg
Length: Short
Other: 99.9% he will get scared and play a wrong shot, the .1% he will duck

What did I tell you.

 

[Nate]

Something everyone in the world already knew.

 

[Tomm NCCC]

I thought the best way was to accuse him of ball tampering, whereupon he'd go and hide in the dressing room...

So wrong, so good.

Name: Saj Mahmood
Weakness: Insults will lead to him getting mad and then getting out
Line: "yo mamma so fat, she has her own zip code!" is usually a good line to Saj
Other: References to him looking like a snake, him being on crack, or not bowling him for more than 10 minutes per spell will get him ticked off.

 

[Maximus0723]

lol amazing thread