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    Your Sledges?

    Just wondering if you guys have heard any sledges in your club cricket?

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    (This is not one that I invented, but I like it )

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    Or something.

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    lol..nice one......i no a few

    This guys made more runs on the toilet
    Hang on boys coz this guy cant drive
    Fishing outside offstump.....reel him in
    ive seen better batting in the shower
    this team is a like a lizard 2/3 tail
    this guy doesnt have a girlfriend coz he cant pull
    this guys got more defence than the army
    alot of helmets here ...must be scared

    there not the greatest though

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    I don't sledge anything seriously, but I certainly cop a fair share of starred out words.
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    Sledging= half the reason why I show up on the weekend

    Been working on a few this season, such as, when you're getting down into the tail:

    "Come on boys, he's number (9-11) for a reason"
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    I get a bit personal... Batsman is at the crease, and I drop the line

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    Nothing to do with cricke,t but make sthem feel bad

    I also borrowed "Mind the windows!" from Andrew Flintoff. This kid (Well, 15) swung at it and missed, so i dropped that line in. He was out in the next over.
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    some guy swinging at the ball and getting lucky!

    Hockey season starts in September mate! come back then
    he replied with: shut the **** up, and play cricket
    got him out 4 balls later
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumped
    lol..nice one......i no a few

    This guys made more runs on the toilet
    Hang on boys coz this guy cant drive
    Fishing outside offstump.....reel him in
    ive seen better batting in the shower
    this team is a like a lizard 2/3 tail
    this guy doesnt have a girlfriend coz he cant pull
    this guys got more defence than the army
    alot of helmets here ...must be scared

    there not the greatest though
    pretty good!! i just use "this guy doesnt know whats goin on" or "Your playin the wrong sport mate, the Harbours down the road"

    my mate said this to a wee kid who was battin once "are you much of golfer yourself" we wer laffin for ages!! then the guy skyed one and he was out the next ball
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    My preference is just continually chatting to the batsman, whether or not he wants to talk to you, slowly questioning his technique, gameplan, attitude, concentration... and all of a sudden he's not thinking about batting any more and he's out.

    Best moment last season was keeping wicket - with five overs left, Ashburton needed 24 to win and their number six had just crossed 50. We were short on ideas, and seeing as it was 8.40pm, short on bowling as I wasn't allowed to bowl anyone but spinners. I noticed a big wire net above the hedge beyond the straight boundary, and asked the batsman, who was about 17/18, whether anyone had ever cleared it.

    "Yes, loads."

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    "That'd be a nice way to finish it off, wouldn't it?"

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    "Unlucky Owen." I shout to the bowler, before chatting to the batsman again. "Never mind mate, nearly got there. Maybe next time?"

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