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Stumped
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lol..nice one......i no a few
This guys made more runs on the toilet
Hang on boys coz this guy cant drive
Fishing outside offstump.....reel him in
ive seen better batting in the shower
this team is a like a lizard 2/3 tail
this guy doesnt have a girlfriend coz he cant pull
this guys got more defence than the army
alot of helmets here ...must be scared
there not the greatest though
This guys made more runs on the toilet
Hang on boys coz this guy cant drive
Fishing outside offstump.....reel him in
ive seen better batting in the shower
this team is a like a lizard 2/3 tail
this guy doesnt have a girlfriend coz he cant pull
this guys got more defence than the army
alot of helmets here ...must be scared
there not the greatest though
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
I don't sledge anything seriously, but I certainly cop a fair share of starred out words.
Tomm NCCC
International 12th Man
I get a bit personal... Batsman is at the crease, and I drop the line
"No-one likes you. You should know that from school."
Nothing to do with cricke,t but make sthem feel bad
I also borrowed "Mind the windows!" from Andrew Flintoff. This kid (Well, 15) swung at it and missed, so i dropped that line in. He was out in the next over.
"No-one likes you. You should know that from school."
Nothing to do with cricke,t but make sthem feel bad
I also borrowed "Mind the windows!" from Andrew Flintoff. This kid (Well, 15) swung at it and missed, so i dropped that line in. He was out in the next over.
DCC_legend
International Regular
pretty good!! i just use "this guy doesnt know whats goin on" or "Your playin the wrong sport mate, the Harbours down the road"Stumped said:
my mate said this to a wee kid who was battin once "are you much of golfer yourself" we wer laffin for ages!! then the guy skyed one and he was out the next ball
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33/3from3.3
International Vice-Captain
"Ive seen better batter in a fish and chip shop."
"Bowl him a piano see if he can play that."
"Hes swinging like a monkey on steroids"
"Hes swinging like the '60s"
After several short deliveries: *Come down about 5-6 feet from the bowler and"garden"*
Kid with glasses comes to the wicket (then misses a few): "Shouldnt having four eyes give you better vision"
The bowler (opposition team) starts to get some movement" Ooooh hes swings it both ways"
Just running around in between overs shouting "MAD" "explanation for the "un-New Zealand of us"
"Bowl him a piano see if he can play that."
"Hes swinging like a monkey on steroids"
"Hes swinging like the '60s"
After several short deliveries: *Come down about 5-6 feet from the bowler and"garden"*
Kid with glasses comes to the wicket (then misses a few): "Shouldnt having four eyes give you better vision"
The bowler (opposition team) starts to get some movement" Ooooh hes swings it both ways"
Just running around in between overs shouting "MAD" "explanation for the "un-New Zealand of us"
Neil Pickup
Cricket Web Moderator
My preference is just continually chatting to the batsman, whether or not he wants to talk to you, slowly questioning his technique, gameplan, attitude, concentration... and all of a sudden he's not thinking about batting any more and he's out.
Best moment last season was keeping wicket - with five overs left, Ashburton needed 24 to win and their number six had just crossed 50. We were short on ideas, and seeing as it was 8.40pm, short on bowling as I wasn't allowed to bowl anyone but spinners. I noticed a big wire net above the hedge beyond the straight boundary, and asked the batsman, who was about 17/18, whether anyone had ever cleared it.
"Yes, loads."
"Have you?"
"No."
"That'd be a nice way to finish it off, wouldn't it?"
He came down the track to the next ball, and it skied excruciatingly between the bowler and mid-off.
"Unlucky Owen." I shout to the bowler, before chatting to the batsman again. "Never mind mate, nearly got there. Maybe next time?"
The next ball, he's off down the pitch again, and misses the ball entirely, leaving middle and off to be disturbed. We won by four runs.
Best moment last season was keeping wicket - with five overs left, Ashburton needed 24 to win and their number six had just crossed 50. We were short on ideas, and seeing as it was 8.40pm, short on bowling as I wasn't allowed to bowl anyone but spinners. I noticed a big wire net above the hedge beyond the straight boundary, and asked the batsman, who was about 17/18, whether anyone had ever cleared it.
"Yes, loads."
"Have you?"
"No."
"That'd be a nice way to finish it off, wouldn't it?"
He came down the track to the next ball, and it skied excruciatingly between the bowler and mid-off.
"Unlucky Owen." I shout to the bowler, before chatting to the batsman again. "Never mind mate, nearly got there. Maybe next time?"
The next ball, he's off down the pitch again, and misses the ball entirely, leaving middle and off to be disturbed. We won by four runs.
Burgey
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"More nicks than a Greek wedding".
"More air than Qantas"
Our bloke umpiring at square leg turned down a stumping against our number 11 and the other side's portly 'keeper blew up a treat, prompting our bloke to say "What's your hurry fat bot, Krispy Kreme are open to midnight".
"More air than Qantas"
Our bloke umpiring at square leg turned down a stumping against our number 11 and the other side's portly 'keeper blew up a treat, prompting our bloke to say "What's your hurry fat bot, Krispy Kreme are open to midnight".
Robertinho
Cricketer Of The Year
Burgey said:
The first one is so true, too. And I'm guessing the "bot" is meant to be "boy"? Hahaha.33/3from3.3
International Vice-Captain
Simply continuing to say a certain word (often said in a very annoying fashion).
