2011 WC final to be hosted in Mumbai

[PhoenixFire]

is that you holding it?

 

[shortpitched713]

is that you holding it?

He wishes.

 

[silentstriker]

Nah, the gun isn't that expensive, that I'd be willing to become 30 years older for it.

 

[honestbharani]

Well here's the plan:

a) ask Agarkar to bowl a yorker to SS ... he should be ashamed after getting bowled by an Indian seamer
b) ask Sehwag to outrun SS ... he should feel like crap not even being as fit as "jiggle"
c) ask Pathan to bounce SS ... he should just collapse out of humiliation right there

Note that Agarkar will be a retired midget by then and Sehwag will have even more jiggle as a 32-year old. Pathan should still bowl around 75, but that'll be more than enough for SS.

Might ask Raina to hit silent striker's bowling for a few fours and sixes too, while we are at it.

 

[adharcric]

Might ask Raina to hit silent striker's bowling for a few fours and sixes too, while we are at it.

Don't need Raina, I'm sure I can do that with ease.

 

[silentstriker]

Don't need Raina, I'm sure I can do that with ease.

Beamers to the face mate. Beamers to the face.

 

[adharcric]

Beamers to the face mate. Beamers to the face.

Since when do you know how to bowl?

 

[honestbharani]

Since when do you know how to bowl?

I reckon he will just be chucking it.


I may have to play Darrell Hair, in that case.

 

[silentstriker]

I can just get a bowling machine, set it to 100mph beamer mode . Or I have a rifle, I'm sure I can find a nice cannon to shoot cricket balls.

 

[honestbharani]

I can just get a bowling machine, set it to 100mph beamer mode . Or I have a rifle, I'm sure I can find a nice cannon to shoot cricket balls.

so ur bowling can be referred to as "shots". I always thought that in cricket, it always referred to the batting.

 

[silentstriker]

so ur bowling can be referred to as "shots". I always thought that in cricket, it always referred to the batting.

Well, unlike our Indian seamers, I don't pretend to have any pace bowling ability .