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    Caption: The Shoaib and Darryn Lifson

    Akhtar, with the Pakistan physio - must offer some possibilities.

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    Lifson: "Think of it as karma, mate. You buggered WADA...."
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    Akhtar: Over already? And I thought I was the fastest man on the planet - though your action might be illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79
    Akhtar: Over already? And I thought I was the fastest man on the planet - though your action might be illegal.
    good one

    its funny though i saw that pic 10 times and i didnt notice anything wrong with that

    then a freind messaged it to me and i cracked up lol

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    No wonder Shoeb gets those muscle pulls and leg craps so often :P.....when he vigorously works out with the physio before every match like this, what more can we expect ?????
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    Amongst the supplements Shoaib was given by friends that he didn't tell the PCB about were the hot beef injections...

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    Akhtar blinked the crap away from his eyes and gasped for air after being rescued by the Pakistan physio once again. This time, his head had been up his ass for a whole six months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Love™


    Amongst the supplements Shoaib was given by friends that he didn't tell the PCB about were the hot beef injections...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Love™
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    The pills go in there HOW many times a day?

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