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Old 08-12-2006, 11:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Caption: The Shoaib and Darryn Lifson

Akhtar, with the Pakistan physio - must offer some possibilities.

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Old 08-12-2006, 11:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This injection doesn't contain anything illegal.

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Old 09-12-2006, 04:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Lifson: "Think of it as karma, mate. You buggered WADA...."
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Akhtar: Over already? And I thought I was the fastest man on the planet - though your action might be illegal.
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Akhtar: Over already? And I thought I was the fastest man on the planet - though your action might be illegal.
good one

its funny though i saw that pic 10 times and i didnt notice anything wrong with that

then a freind messaged it to me and i cracked up lol
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No wonder Shoeb gets those muscle pulls and leg craps so often :P.....when he vigorously works out with the physio before every match like this, what more can we expect ?????
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Old 17-12-2006, 06:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Amongst the supplements Shoaib was given by friends that he didn't tell the PCB about were the hot beef injections...
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Old 17-12-2006, 06:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Lifson: "Life... Do you hear me? Give my creation.... LIFE!!!!"

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Old 17-12-2006, 06:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Akhtar blinked the crap away from his eyes and gasped for air after being rescued by the Pakistan physio once again. This time, his head had been up his ass for a whole six months.
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Amongst the supplements Shoaib was given by friends that he didn't tell the PCB about were the hot beef injections...

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