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  1. 07-12-2006, 12:40 PM #1
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    Caption This : Chris Martin

    I'm not sure whether it's quite good enough, but caption away:
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.
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    A closet Beach Boys fan, Martin's rendition of "Surfin' USA" was almost as bad as his outswinger.
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    "And it was all yellow..."
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    The LBW shout was reject on the grounds that, despite cartwheeling over the crease, it was still a no ball
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    "And it was all yellow..."
    Haha. Must admit, I laughed at that one. Can't quite work out why in retrospect.
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