I'm not sure whether it's quite good enough, but caption away:
A closet Beach Boys fan, Martin's rendition of "Surfin' USA" was almost as bad as his outswinger.
"And it was all yellow..."
- As featured in The Independent.
"Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
- The Guardian's Andrew Anthony
Ropes were for sissies in the Invisible Man Tug-o-War Championships
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
The LBW shout was reject on the grounds that, despite cartwheeling over the crease, it was still a no ball
'I may be pap at cricket, but boy i've got a shout in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing'
'Alas poor Yorick.... Yorick?? YORICK GET BACK HERE, your meant to be dead!!!!'
Haha. Must admit, I laughed at that one. Can't quite work out why in retrospect.Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
I know a place where a royal flush
Can never beat a pair
Kumar: Who's been a naughty boy?
Chris & Brendon: Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay at the....
Emma Bunton was shocked to see her new partner for 'Strictly come dancing'
This Weeks Samit Patel Fact - Has been mentioned in 32 of my posts
The Rifles - Whats your verdict? www.myspace.com/therifles
Winner of Cricket Webs Shane Warne Award - 4-11th Feb
RIP Mr Woolmer, We are all poorer for your loss.
Martin auditions for the next season of Dragon-Ball Z
GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD - PREMIERS IN 2010Originally Posted by Irfan
Is Cam White, Is Good.
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