I'm not sure whether it's quite good enough, but caption away:
A closet Beach Boys fan, Martin's rendition of "Surfin' USA" was almost as bad as his outswinger.
"And it was all yellow..."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
Ropes were for sissies in the Invisible Man Tug-o-War Championships
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
The LBW shout was reject on the grounds that, despite cartwheeling over the crease, it was still a no ball
'I may be pap at cricket, but boy i've got a shout in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing'
'Alas poor Yorick.... Yorick?? YORICK GET BACK HERE, your meant to be dead!!!!'
Haha. Must admit, I laughed at that one. Can't quite work out why in retrospect.Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
I know a place where a royal flush
Can never beat a pair
Kumar: Who's been a naughty boy?
Chris & Brendon: Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay at the....
Emma Bunton was shocked to see her new partner for 'Strictly come dancing'
This Weeks Samit Patel Fact - Has been mentioned in 32 of my posts
The Rifles - Whats your verdict? www.myspace.com/therifles
Winner of Cricket Webs Shane Warne Award - 4-11th Feb
RIP Mr Woolmer, We are all poorer for your loss.
Martin auditions for the next season of Dragon-Ball Z
GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD - PREMIERS IN 2010Originally Posted by Irfan
Is Cam White, Is Good.
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