Razzaq: "I bet we look dead manly, riding a bike with no helmets."
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"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
The Bengali version of Purple Rain was a smash hit, with Mashrafe Mortaza as the troubled Kid, and Abdur Razzaq as Appolonia, leader of an all-girl dance/funk group.
"Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
"FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
Mashrafe: "Um, your hand's got kinda a tight grip on my thigh."
Razzaq: "You wanna complain? Your butt is like a g-clamp around my ****."
Razzaq: And I thought the motorbike was the only thing i was meant to be riding today!
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Rain, hail, or shine...Mashrafe made sure Razzaq knew he delivered.Originally Posted by James90
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The Bangladesh camp looked on, confused and a little worried, as Abdur and Mashrafe laughed and giggled ontop a stationary motorbike.
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