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Old 31-08-2006, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Indian team attitude!

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Sehwag: hey yaar(meaning buddy in hindi) yuvraj les go to the disco today.
Yuvraj: are u forgetting we haf a game tommorow.

Sehwag: *shocked* are u feeling okay today, i mean who cares if theres a game tmrow its only pakistan, theyve beat us wut only a gazzilion times, once more doesnt make a big difference.

Yuvraj: i know yaar but u see i havent been performing for the last 97 games, i am under pressure, if i jus score a century tmrow my place in the indian team is set for another 97 games. and sehwag its time u start performing too.

Sehwag: dont wrry i m good for another 5 or 6 games, plus iill take one wicket and the media will make me into an allrounder and i m set. and trust me yuvi u dont haf to worry either, are u forgetting wut zone ur from, they favour u.

Tendulkar: *creaky voice* hey guys who we facing tmrow?

Sehwag: pakistan, and shoiabs back!

Tendulkar: AHHHH my elbow its starting to hurt again.

Dravid: okay guys stay calm and cool.

Ganguly: HEY GUYS I AM BAK! apparently my ten runs were good enuf for dskljfasldkjl;akjfSHIRE.

Chappel: Kaif!!!!! get my laptop quick and turn on hotmail.

Wright: HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE

*sehwag quickly changes into a shirt without a collar and runs behind tendulkar, almost breaking into tears*

.................anyone got anything else for the other teams?
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Old 31-08-2006, 08:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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anyone got anything else for the other teams?
Hopefully not. Even Joey Gladstone/Dave Coulier would cough nervously during a comedy act like this.
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Old 01-09-2006, 03:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice stick ganguly in the mix to spice things up a bit
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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was magsi the only one who thought of it as funny
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is in the wrong place should've been in cricket humour.
Neverthless funny.
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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