Sehwag: hey yaar(meaning buddy in hindi) yuvraj les go to the disco today.
Yuvraj: are u forgetting we haf a game tommorow.
Sehwag: *shocked* are u feeling okay today, i mean who cares if theres a game tmrow its only pakistan, theyve beat us wut only a gazzilion times, once more doesnt make a big difference.
Yuvraj: i know yaar but u see i havent been performing for the last 97 games, i am under pressure, if i jus score a century tmrow my place in the indian team is set for another 97 games. and sehwag its time u start performing too.
Sehwag: dont wrry i m good for another 5 or 6 games, plus iill take one wicket and the media will make me into an allrounder and i m set. and trust me yuvi u dont haf to worry either, are u forgetting wut zone ur from, they favour u.
Tendulkar: *creaky voice* hey guys who we facing tmrow?
Sehwag: pakistan, and shoiabs back!
Tendulkar: AHHHH my elbow its starting to hurt again.
Dravid: okay guys stay calm and cool.
Ganguly: HEY GUYS I AM BAK! apparently my ten runs were good enuf for dskljfasldkjl;akjfSHIRE.
Chappel: Kaif!!!!! get my laptop quick and turn on hotmail.
Wright: HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE
*sehwag quickly changes into a shirt without a collar and runs behind tendulkar, almost breaking into tears*
.................anyone got anything else for the other teams?