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Old 28-08-2006, 10:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you faced Shane Warne what would you do?
Its a spinning wicket Warneys on fire and its the biggest hyped up match of your career do you:

a) Sweep all day waiting for bad balls

b) Go after him

c) Taunt the man

d) Block all day let someone else make the runs

e) Give him the Cullinen Stance and try to hit against the spin


Obviously being the great batter that i am i go after the bugger then join him in his penthouse with the page 3 girls
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Old 28-08-2006, 10:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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f) refuse to give him my mobile number, telling him "I'm not like the other girls".
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Old 28-08-2006, 11:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd probably hit him back over his head for consecutive sixes to be blunt.
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Old 28-08-2006, 11:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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f) refuse to give him my mobile number, telling him "I'm not like the other girls".
look mate there is no F
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Old 29-08-2006, 12:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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b) I'd tonk all ove the place, in it.
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Old 29-08-2006, 12:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd block all day seeing as thats my style against anyone really, though if he pitched up a little I'd drive him without a second thought.
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Old 29-08-2006, 01:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 29-08-2006, 01:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd stop the first ball with my hand and be given out handled the ball
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look mate there is no F
Well, I guess that's another way I could tell him I'm not interested...
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Such an original joke.

Anyway, I'd try play forward as much as possible and attempt to use to my feet in order to counter the spin to some degree
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Old 29-08-2006, 03:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Seeing as i am a defender i would block all day
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Such an original joke.
I found it funny...
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