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    Fantastic spoof diary of Kev Pietersen by Giles Smith (The Times)

    This article had me in stitches

    The spoof diary of Kev Pietersen

    COME ON YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    "One day lad, all this will be yours"
    "What, the curtains?"

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    That's brilliant. Great find, Anna.

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    This is a good paragraph:

    Returned to camp, empty-handed, two hours later, to find that no one else had had much luck, either. Straussy had nearly drowned attempting to trap a water rat and Marcus Trescothick was covered in squirrel bites. Breakfast was about to be two beetles and a twig, courtesy of Matthew Hoggard, when Freddie suddenly burst into the camp with a stag across his shoulders, which he proceeded to gut, skin and cook. He then boiled up the remainders for soup, made a tent out of the hide and whittled the antlers into a mug tree for his kitchen at home. There’s no stopping him, even if he’s less than 100 per cent. We’re glad he’s here.

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