Cricket Related Rhyming Slang

[vic_orthdox]

Inspired by the "Michelle Pfieffer (sp)" thread, I thought it would be good to get a thread to collate all the cricket related rhyming slang that people have picked up over the years.

e.g
David Boon - tunes. "Put on some David Boons"
Bob Massie - chassis. "She's got a great Bob Massie"
Chaminda Vaas - gluteus maximus. I was once sledged out on the field, "You don't have a bum! You've got no Chaminda!"
Trever Gripper - slipper. "Jump into the grippers for me".

 

[benchmark00]

Michael Slater - grater. Used in the kitchen primarily. "Pass us the Michael Slater, champ"

 

[GIMH]

It's not rhyming slang as such, but when I've had ten pints of Guinness, I'm nice and Freddied

 

[Goughy]

Commonly used where I played were the David Gowers.

Used for that after game wash.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Andrew Strauss - house. "I'm just moving into a new Andrew Strauss"
Alastair Cook - book. "I'm reading a really good Ali Cook at the moment"

 

[Tomm NCCC]

Graham Gooch - Pooch. As in "Thats a nice Graham Gooch you got there, buddy"