Would you face Brett Lee?

[howardj]

reminds me of the story of the fella who was batting against a bowling machine, and the ball rocketed into his foot...he promptly collapsed to the floor in agony, only then to have his ribs broken by the following ball, as no-one turned the machine off

 

[chooka_nick]

reminds me of the story of the fella who was batting against a bowling machine, and the ball rocketed into his foot...he promptly collapsed to the floor in agony, only then to have his ribs broken by the following ball, as no-one turned the machine off...luckily it didnt hit him in the groinal regions though

...I just laughed despite the fact that that really isn't funny

 

[GotSpin]

reminds me of the story of the fella who was batting against a bowling machine, and the ball rocketed into his foot...he promptly collapsed to the floor in agony, only then to have his ribs broken by the following ball, as no-one turned the machine off...luckily it didnt hit him in the groinal regions though

 

[Swervy]

what a great thread...62 views..61 posts...an afridi like strike rate

 

[GotSpin]

In the nets about 2 and a half years ago i turned the bowling machine up to 160 and well outside off, 2nd ball it swung and broke my toe.

That is all.

That would suck.

I broke my toe when i pushed a friend in the back at the beach and his heel hit my toe and caused it to pop out of place

 

[BoyBrumby]

I never knew a person had more than one stump to give someone full view of

Reminds me of an old joke:

Guy goes to see his doctor & says,

"Doctor, I have two willies but the left one is sore because I masterbate so much."

Doctor replies,

"Pull the other one"


(sorry)

 

[andyc]

what a great thread...62 views..61 posts...an afridi like strike rate

Probably because anyone who comes in feels the desperate need to mention their groinal region (or someone else's)

 

[howardj]

what a great thread...62 views..61 posts...an afridi like strike rate

the thread's only been at the crease 45 mins.

 

[Swervy]

the thread's only been at the crease 45 mins.

its like a Cricket Chat version of Twenty20

 

[GotSpin]

its like a Cricket Chat version of Twenty20

 

[Jono]

its like a Cricket Chat version of Twenty20

Lol

 

[Barney Rubble]

There's not really any reason why this thread should be so great....but it's brilliant.

 

[Clarence]

I do my best lads.

 

[shaka]

i would take pads and helmet

 

[Dark Hunter]

I'd take pads and a box. I have enough faith in my eye that i'd be able to pick the bouncer.
Having said that, i'd like to invite all of you to my funeral, to be held a couple of days after the net session.

 

[GotSpin]

Just give me a stump and a piece of gum and let me loose on him.

 

[marc71178]

Assuming there is no penalty for getting out? So I could move a foot away from the stumps?

I'd move to square leg myself!

 

[howardj]

Just give me a stump and a piece of gum and let me loose on him.

 

[marc71178]

its like a Cricket Chat version of Twenty20

Only more groinal than Twenty20 ever will be.

 

[Jdz]

Dear god, this thread is non stop laughter!

And yeah, I'd take on Lee for money, I mean just do what alot of tail enders do, back away and get clean bowled.

Groinal btw.