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danish

U19 12th Man
BlackCap_Fan said:
'Mugabe Dies'

'Zimbabwean Players paid'

'Bond destroys Aussies.... Again'
Well now that you've broken through the 'no malicious headlines' covenant, I might as well be more creative:

'Mugabe stabbed by Chingoka who is eaten by Bvute after latter's fridge is found empty'
 

Mr Mxyzptlk

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danish said:
Well now that you've broken through the 'no malicious headlines' covenant, I might as well be more creative:

'Mugabe stabbed by Chingoka who is eaten by Bvute after latter's fridge is found empty'
That's not the same as saying someone has died. Dying is a natural process. What you've suggested there is most certainly not.
 

Chubb

International Regular
Ponting Takes Vow Of Silence

Hayden In Shock "England Were Too Good" Admission

Malcolm Speed And Ehsan Mani Resign In Zimbabwe Bribe Scandal
 
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superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
Five Star Clarke to hot for Aussies
Rikki Clarke, ranked no1 in the world for both batting and bowling, ran through the Australian line up yesterday with an awesome display of bowling,..
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
“Australia apologises for underarm delivery...

and scratching Kiwi from the 1984 Melbourne Cup...

and claiming Split Enz - and the pavlova”
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Jeff Thomson in "No Opinion to offer" shock

Friends & family of the ageing turd-haired rent-a-divot are said to be "Horrified & appalled" when the Lillee-tailcoat grasper passed a stray microphone and offered no grossly ill-informed or wildly unfounded opinions. In an impromptu press conference John Howard said "I reckon that Muralitharan chucks, you know. Wait, come back...."
 

steds

Hall of Fame Member
"Illingworth On I'm A Celebrity"

followed by

"Illingworth Eaten By Snake"


(either Illingworth will do. They're both Yorkies)
 

Jamee999

Hall of Fame Member
Ponting banned from cricket for moaning a lot

Mitchell makes 502* and 503* on Test Debut.

Darren Maddy picked for England

Leicestershire win the Championship

Cricket Web XI : World Cup Champions
 

sirjeremy11

State Vice-Captain
Chris Harris latest Hair Clinic cricketer

Boycott to play in Twenty20 match

Tuffey to open Milk Shake franchise

Glen McGrath to join brother in "The Wiggles"
 

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