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    Inzy's Intervie

    Inzy's interview......

    Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance
    today?
    Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya
    the indian batsman
    is play very good today. we is try very hard but is
    not win the game.

    Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
    Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot
    very hard in our
    gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the
    grass is also
    thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

    Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
    Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for
    many run. Asif is
    bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of
    shape. umpire is
    not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one
    ball

    Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
    Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is
    practice a lot
    sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more
    practice sticking
    balls in our hands.

    Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
    Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on
    our back. we is play better.

    Rameez: All the best Inzy
    Inzy: Thank is you

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    I swear if I didn't know what Inzi looked like I would not find that as funny.

    "Our balls is loose"!
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    please tell me this is just an email fwd passing around. I mean this is just laced with sexual innuendo everywhere

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    Man this is the second time I am reading this mail and even if it is not true, it is funny as hell. Kudos, to who ever created it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alternative
    Inzy's interview......

    Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance
    today?
    Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya
    the indian batsman
    is play very good today. we is try very hard but is
    not win the game.

    Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
    Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot
    very hard in our
    gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the
    grass is also
    thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

    Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
    Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for
    many run. Asif is
    bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of
    shape. umpire is
    not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one
    ball

    Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
    Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is
    practice a lot
    sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more
    practice sticking
    balls in our hands.

    Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
    Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on
    our back. we is play better.

    Rameez: All the best Inzy
    Inzy: Thank is you

    I am vividly imagining Inzy quote those exact word )

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    I loved this email, when i received it from may friends.. even though its not all true.. but found it quite funny..

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    yep, it is not completely true, but it is not completely false either. It was a fun read.
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    I got the impression that it was just someone taking the Mickey (what's the Pakistani equivalent - taking the Inzy?) out of his lack of command of the English language.

    I daresay my attempts to communicate in Urdu would be far more comical.
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    I meant that he does use a lot of "s"s and "is" s after every word and he does use "we" when he refers to himself and "he" when he refers to his bowlers and batters collectively. But the sexual innuendos were the false part, though.

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    Yeah, i had the opportunity to see inzi talk after the matches. The conversations were more or less as mentioned.It was hilarious.

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    it is funy.i don't wana comment in inzi's english. i consider mine worse lol. i don't like this guy rameez raja. lol when he does commentary. him and ravi shastry they both get in my head. i find that most of the time they are wrong when they talk about something. it is my opinon only so people feel free to comment on it.

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