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Inzy's Intervie

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Cricket Web Content Updater
Inzy's interview......

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance
today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya
the indian batsman
is play very good today. we is try very hard but is
not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot
very hard in our
gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the
grass is also
thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for
many run. Asif is
bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of
shape. umpire is
not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one
ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is
practice a lot
sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more
practice sticking
balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on
our back. we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you
 

Arumpnoo

School Boy/Girl Cricketer
Man this is the second time I am reading this mail and even if it is not true, it is funny as hell. Kudos, to who ever created it.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

kvemuri

U19 12th Man
alternative said:
Inzy's interview......

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance
today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya
the indian batsman
is play very good today. we is try very hard but is
not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot
very hard in our
gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the
grass is also
thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for
many run. Asif is
bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of
shape. umpire is
not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one
ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is
practice a lot
sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more
practice sticking
balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on
our back. we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you

I am vividly imagining Inzy quote those exact word :))
 

alternative

Cricket Web Content Updater
I loved this email, when i received it from may friends.. even though its not all true.. but found it quite funny.. :):):)
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
I got the impression that it was just someone taking the Mickey (what's the Pakistani equivalent - taking the Inzy?) out of his lack of command of the English language.

I daresay my attempts to communicate in Urdu would be far more comical.
 

honestbharani

Whatever it takes!!!
I meant that he does use a lot of "s"s and "is" s after every word and he does use "we" when he refers to himself and "he" when he refers to his bowlers and batters collectively. But the ***ual innuendos were the false part, though.
 

neutralguy

U19 Debutant
Yeah, i had the opportunity to see inzi talk after the matches. The conversations were more or less as mentioned.It was hilarious.
 

haroon510

International 12th Man
it is funy.i don't wana comment in inzi's english. i consider mine worse lol. i don't like this guy rameez raja. lol when he does commentary. him and ravi shastry they both get in my head. i find that most of the time they are wrong when they talk about something. it is my opinon only so people feel free to comment on it.
 

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