21-02-2006, 01:03 AM
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Your best cricket sledge
i have played cricket at a very good level for 22 years and heard some pretty good ones but i want to hear every one elses best sledges......
i know i have used 1 good one and heard of one very good one... !st: Viv richards playing county, young new rookie bowls the first over to him, viv plays and misses, next ball viv plays and misses again, and the rookie follows through and gives him the the evil eye, ball 3 viv plays and misses once more through to the keepr, the bolwer follows through and asks for the ball, and in vivs face said its red and round and has stiches all over it, your meant to hit it. next ball viv charges him and puts him into the grand stand, young rookie looks at him and viv says you now what the farkin thing looks like go get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & 2nd : i used this in a 2nd grade game v northen districts along time ago. come into bowl, guy edges to 2nd slip, we all appeal, umpire gives it not out. as i am standing in the middle of the pitch dumb founded i asked for the ball and at the top of my voice so umpire can hear i say, "pass me the ball i have to pull all the splinters out of it . umpire put me on report and i got 2 games suspension but he never umpired a 2nd grade game again....... i have alot more which i will share later on but hey lets hear some good one sfrom all u guys.... this will be a funny thread!
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21-02-2006, 01:18 AM
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The Viv incident has now officially been mentioned more times on here than the AAAS.
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21-02-2006, 02:34 AM
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Apparently Sangakkara once said to Harbhajan "Why do you wear short sleeves when batting but long sleeves when bowling?"
Scathing.
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21-02-2006, 02:59 AM
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Only funny part of that post is imagining someone making a sledge so loud that people on the boundary could hear it 
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09-03-2006, 12:42 PM
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That's gold, in my msn name it goes. The best sledge i've ever heard while playing is not funny online, you would have to be there. Playing at a very low level, This guy comes out to bat (From my side) who looked so old fashioned, the sort with slicked back shoulder length black hair and glasses, and the first thing the keeper said was 'Come on boys, lets send Wayne's world back to the dressing room' Ahhhh,you;d have had to ave been there... |
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09-03-2006, 01:28 PM
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Scraping the sledging barrel, they are designed to make the batsman laugh and thus lose his wicket..
"Squared him up like a rubiks cube" "Hey give him a piano, see if he can play that" "Give him a car, see if he can drive it"
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17-03-2006, 05:43 AM
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To our young quickie whose having (another) "bad day at the office".
"Thats right Leechy - - - Test him for width !! " To the opposition batsman who is happy just knocking the ball back up the pitch and getting his team into trouble "chasing" in a limited over game. "Whatever you do - don''t get this guy out - the next one might be able to bat" To the young lad with brand new top of the range kit as he walks out to bat "Make sure you send him back as clean as he came out" |
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17-03-2006, 06:02 AM
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all crappy ones from junior days of cricket
 Seen more leaves on a tree. The batsmans got more defense than the US Army. Ive seen more edges on a circle. Swining like a rusty gate on a windy day. He couldnt cut butter if he tried. Give him a car he cant drive that either. So many more crappy ones, but cant remember them all.
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