The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

adharcric · 08-02-2006, 01:31 PM

We've been talking about frightening, insane and crazy players who we'd rather not face in this situation. What about the harmless/annoying creatures who you would choose if you had the choice of who you were to face in a dark alley? Sorry if it's disturbing. Worth a shot.

Parthiv Patel?

Smudge · 08-02-2006, 01:34 PM

Richard De Groen.

jack_sparrow · 08-02-2006, 01:51 PM

musthaq ahmed.

i could punch thte crap out of tubby. it'd be so much fun

steds · 08-02-2006, 02:05 PM

Rosalie Birch

Mr Mxyzptlk · 08-02-2006, 02:13 PM

Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.

Langeveldt · 08-02-2006, 02:32 PM

Kevin Pietersen, i'd bring my gun

UncleTheOne · 08-02-2006, 02:38 PM

Shaun Udal, but I suppose it's not fair to pick on OAPs.

simmy · 08-02-2006, 03:04 PM

Langeveldt

33/3from3.3 · 08-02-2006, 03:06 PM

Scotty Styris

luckyeddie · 08-02-2006, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by simmy

Langeveldt

This is a guy who was a warder at Drakenstein Prison - believe me, you do NOT want to take him on. Ever.

luckyeddie · 08-02-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk

Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.

Cook.

His bacon and dog-egg pie is legendary.

I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).

Neil Pickup · 08-02-2006, 03:11 PM

Kamran Akmal always looks like a 12 year old to me.

superkingdave · 08-02-2006, 03:22 PM

Ian Bell

Langeveldt · 08-02-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simmy

Langeveldt

toughest guy ever, wrong thread methinks.. unless you mean me..

Mr Mxyzptlk · 08-02-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luckyeddie

I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).

Well in my defence, it shouldn't be human skin.

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