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The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

adharcric

International Coach
We've been talking about frightening, insane and crazy players who we'd rather not face in this situation. What about the harmless/annoying creatures who you would choose if you had the choice of who you were to face in a dark alley? Sorry if it's disturbing. Worth a shot.

Parthiv Patel?
 

Mr Mxyzptlk

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Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.
 

luckyeddie

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Mr Mxyzptlk said:
Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.
Cook.

His bacon and dog-egg pie is legendary.

I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).
 

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luckyeddie said:
I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).
Well in my defence, it shouldn't be human skin.
 

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Langeveldt said:
not compared with charl langeveldt, no.. Although I could take most below average international cricketers on i expect..
If Charl Langeveldt is the mark by which you judge yourself.........
 

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