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    The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

    We've been talking about frightening, insane and crazy players who we'd rather not face in this situation. What about the harmless/annoying creatures who you would choose if you had the choice of who you were to face in a dark alley? Sorry if it's disturbing. Worth a shot.

    Parthiv Patel?

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    i could punch thte crap out of tubby. it'd be so much fun

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    Nicholas de Groot.

    Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    Quote Originally Posted by simmy
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    This is a guy who was a warder at Drakenstein Prison - believe me, you do NOT want to take him on. Ever.
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    Nicholas de Groot.

    Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.
    Cook.

    His bacon and dog-egg pie is legendary.

    I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).

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    toughest guy ever, wrong thread methinks.. unless you mean me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).
    Well in my defence, it shouldn't be human skin.

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