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    Icon7 David Boon Facts!

    Hi all

    I think you'll all find this as amusing as I do

    http://www.davidboonfacts.com

    cheers!

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    I read that as 'David Boon Faces' and was immediately very afraid.

    Luckily, the first bit was about him removing his underpants - a much better proposition (especially if he were to then cover his face).

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    When a Danish newspaper published a cartoon of David Boon without a moustache, Tasmanians from around the world started rioting.

    David Boon keeps in constant communication with his fellow Tasmanian Ricky Ponting using a series of high-frequency clicks and whistles which can be heard halfway around the globe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    David Boon keeps in constant communication with his fellow Tasmanian Ricky Ponting using a series of high-frequency clicks and whistles which can be heard halfway around the globe.
    So was Edgbaston really Boonie's fault?
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    Some of them are absolutely brilliant. Often, the ones I like are the ones with the lower marks.

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    Great stuff!

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    Luverly stuff there.....

    After reading a few of them, I start to wonder about his moustache.....

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    In games of skill, an inexperienced player may be referred to as a NOOB, meaning he is the complete opposite of David Boon.

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    This is singularly the greatest site ever, better even then The "Huns yellow pages", and I don't say that lightly

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    When a player is out for no runs, it is called a Duck. This is due to David Boon's penchant for Chinese BBQ Duck. He would often step up to the crease only to leave immediately, saying 'I'm out for a duck'.

    Genius.

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    thats one hell of a classic site..

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    She may smile now, but in a couple of minutes she'd find out just how Boonie dislikes an amateur pourer.
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