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I read that as 'David Boon Faces' and was immediately very afraid.
Luckily, the first bit was about him removing his underpants - a much better proposition (especially if he were to then cover his face). Welcome to CricketWeb - yes, I do find it amusing.
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06-02-2006, 04:35 AM
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When a Danish newspaper published a cartoon of David Boon without a moustache, Tasmanians from around the world started rioting.
David Boon keeps in constant communication with his fellow Tasmanian Ricky Ponting using a series of high-frequency clicks and whistles which can be heard halfway around the globe. 
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06-02-2006, 11:56 AM
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08-02-2006, 05:00 AM
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Luverly stuff there.....
After reading a few of them, I start to wonder about his moustache..... 
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In games of skill, an inexperienced player may be referred to as a NOOB, meaning he is the complete opposite of David Boon.
Boonie's tears don't cure cancer, but they do cure a hard earned thirst as they are 4.9% alcohol.  o lord.... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaah Last edited by jack_sparrow; 08-02-2006 at 01:18 PM. |
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09-02-2006, 05:38 AM
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This is singularly the greatest site ever, better even then The "Huns yellow pages", and I don't say that lightly
 "David Boon once straddled an Emu and rode it into Australian parliament demanding the eradication of all girly drinks. As a result, Daiquiris were banned in three states."
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09-02-2006, 05:59 AM
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When a player is out for no runs, it is called a Duck. This is due to David Boon's penchant for Chinese BBQ Duck. He would often step up to the crease only to leave immediately, saying 'I'm out for a duck'.
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09-02-2006, 06:31 AM
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I can't believe the only thing I submitted is in the top 3.
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