In honour of 'If only Marc'

full_length · Sep 26, 2002

What will Marc say when he's caught driving drunk?

erm If only you hadn't seen me you couldn't have caught me.

Why did Marc's school teacher commit suicide?

He attempted to change Newton's laws.

Why can't Marc ever clear a science paper?

All his answers begin with "If only".

Why does Marc hate football fans?

They scream loudest when their team wins.

Disclaimer: All of above were written in completely good humour

No malice intended. Now if only that were true :lol:

just kidding..

[Edited on 26/9/2002 by full_length]

full_length · Sep 26, 2002

Just noticed LE's honour topic in off-topics.

And guess what:

Erm isn't he still on 999?
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marc71178
Cricket Web Staff Member

posted on 15/9/2002 at 09:11 PM

And if you took away his Scorpio discussion he'd only have about 500!

:lol:

marc71178 · Sep 26, 2002

At the time he was, then it went down to 997 as a couple of posts eloped.

Now it is finally over the 1000 barrier.

full_length · Sep 26, 2002

ah you disappoint me

I saw your name here and thought you'd come in to share some real life tales with us

marc71178 · Sep 26, 2002

No, just wanted to add to your question - I now have 2 posts in my honour!

lord_of_darkness · Nov 14, 2002

Yes why dont i join in the fun then..... SARCASM

marc71178 · Nov 14, 2002

What will Marc say when he's caught driving drunk?

erm If only you hadn't seen me you couldn't have caught me.

I drive bad enough sober!

Why does Marc hate football fans?

They scream loudest when their team wins.

What's winning? I'm a Coventry fan.

Rik · Dec 19, 2002

If Only...Marc :lol:

Rik · Dec 19, 2002

How long till I get my own thread?

8D

marc71178 · Dec 19, 2002

Never!

(Oh, and I actually have 2 threads in my honour (but Neil closed one because he got jealous!))

Rik · Dec 20, 2002

B...b...b...but I'm more notorious that you :saint: :baddevil:

marc71178 · Dec 20, 2002

And I have more posts than you, and continue to do so.

Still nobody has started a Rik thread!

Rik · Dec 20, 2002

marc71178 said:
And I have more posts than you, and continue to do so.

Still nobody has started a Rik thread!

Yes but you started a lot earlier than I did...and also they will make me a thread sometime...I know they will...the bored ones you know...

Neil Pickup · Dec 25, 2002

I closed the first one because someone was causing trouble

If anyone starts one for you Rik, it's getting closed on grounds of Taste and Decency..

marc71178 · Dec 25, 2002

Don't worry Neil, the only person likely to is Rik himself!

Rik · Dec 29, 2002

Neil Pickup said:
I closed the first one because someone was causing trouble

If anyone starts one for you Rik, it's getting closed on grounds of Taste and Decency..

Your a fine one to talk to me about Taste and Decency with the clothes you are wearing in that pic of you... :lol: