Funny "Butt" (Salman) Jokes

SJS · 15-11-2005, 08:52 PM

I saw a thread on the CC site on Salman Butt. I thought the thread starter was hilarious but seeing the sensitivities around the place I can also understand why it was closed. Pity I thought. Then I saw a suggestion that this topic should be on the Cricket Humour page so here I am. Again surprised that the topic hasnt featured here

Besides calling him Fish A**e or whatever was suggested there, I think Salman could be the butt of a lot of jokes. Much more than 'Aloo. Inzemam.

No offence guys I love both Inzy and potatoes and no offence meant to either/

I mean there is much more variety to butts than there is to aloos , right ?

Butts are good, they are bad, . There are those to kill for and those to die for. Big ones and small ones. Healthy ones and shrivelled ones.

So here is a place for you guys to revel in Butt (Salman and other variety) jokes and please fellows, this is not meant to offend anyone how ever much they dote on Salman('s) Butt.

To get it started. I was wondering how Salamn could have got his complete name and came across this story.

It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, "Happy Butt."

The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"

And the little girl said, "Happy Butt."

The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl then exclaimed, "Glad ***, Happy Butt, what's the difference?"

Now do you think something like this happened to Salman ?

Burpey · 15-11-2005, 09:07 PM

Oh that is terrible SJS

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:10 PM

Should we launch a campaign to close it or should I post some more stuff ??

Be clearer than mud

vic_orthdox · 15-11-2005, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SJS

Should we launch a campaign to close it or should I post some more stuff ??

Be clearer than mud

The more "horrible" the better, IMO.

Burpey · 15-11-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vic_orthdox

The more "horrible" the better, IMO.

Yeah, keep em coming

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:19 PM

OK Guys.

We start with a peek into the family Albums...

Baby Butt

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:21 PM

Granma Butt

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:22 PM

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:24 PM

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:26 PM

Indoors :-[IMG]

Outdoors :-

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:33 PM

The Butts that made it ..

and the Butts that made it BIG ...

SJS · 15-11-2005, 09:34 PM

chooka_nick · 15-11-2005, 11:26 PM

Keep going lmao

SJS · 16-11-2005, 12:38 AM

luckyeddie · 16-11-2005, 04:14 AM

My eyes. The beer goggles, they do nothing.

(not coming back to this thread again, lest somebody post a pic of 'tubgirl' - please don't)

15-11-2005, 08:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Funny "Butt" (Salman) Jokes I saw a thread on the CC site on Salman Butt. I thought the thread starter was hilarious but seeing the sensitivities around the place I can also understand why it was closed. Pity I thought. Then I saw a suggestion that this topic should be on the Cricket Humour page so here I am. Again surprised that the topic hasnt featured here Besides calling him Fish Ae or whatever was suggested there, I think Salman could be the butt of a lot of jokes. Much more than 'Aloo. Inzemam. No offence guys I love both Inzy and potatoes and no offence meant to either/ I mean there is much more variety to butts than there is to aloos , right ? Butts are good, they are bad, . There are those to kill for and those to die for. Big ones and small ones. Healthy ones and shrivelled ones. So here is a place for you guys to revel in Butt (Salman and other variety) jokes and please fellows, this is not meant to offend anyone how ever much they dote on Salman('s) Butt. To get it started. I was wondering how Salamn could have got his complete name and came across this story. It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?" And the little girl said, "Happy Butt." The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt." The girl then exclaimed, "Glad *, Happy Butt, what's the difference?" Now do you think something like this happened to Salman ?

15-11-2005, 09:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Butt on his First date

15-11-2005, 09:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Butt at the Wild Life Park

15-11-2005, 09:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Butt Family gets together Indoors :-[IMG] Outdoors :- Last edited by SJS; 15-11-2005 at 11:55 PM.

15-11-2005, 09:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	A Butt by another name....

15-11-2005, 09:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Burpey Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sydney Posts: 7,584	Oh that is terrible SJS

15-11-2005, 09:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Should we launch a campaign to close it or should I post some more stuff ?? Be clearer than mud

15-11-2005, 09:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	OK Guys. We start with a peek into the family Albums... Baby Butt

15-11-2005, 09:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Granma Butt

15-11-2005, 09:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	The Butts that made it .. and the Butts that made it BIG ...

15-11-2005, 11:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
chooka_nick State Captain Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Vermont, Melbourne Posts: 1,741	Keep going lmao __________________ CricketWeb Colts - Twybridge Titans

16-11-2005, 12:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
SJS Hall of Fame Member Virus 2 Champion! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mumbai India Posts: 18,177	Butts that rose to high offices

16-11-2005, 04:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
luckyeddie Hall of Fame Member Target Champion! Stuarts Xtreme Skateboarding Champion! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Derby, England Posts: 17,402	My eyes. The beer goggles, they do nothing. (not coming back to this thread again, lest somebody post a pic of 'tubgirl' - please don't) __________________ Nigel Clough's Black and White Army

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