I reckon Salman should wed Halle Berry just for the sake of the name change.
Some thing with scent:
Want some chocolate horse ***?
Pratyush,Originally Posted by Pratyush
You could make a fortune becoming Salman's agent. He would make a great promoter for this and similar products
The Dog Butt
A Butt whose great grandpa was lost in the african Jungle
After an article on Salman's maiden hundred in Jan this year at the BBC site, one fan went delirious writing..
"So much joke fodder in one article. . . butt boy, wickets (sticky and otherwise), the world is Salman's oyster . . . ach, the room is spinning. . ."
Like his boyhood idols ... Butt is a left-handed opener.
A left-handed butt opener? Ai carambu
another commenting on butt's growth potential wrote...
*sigh* if only the men could have long growth potential on the opposing side from their butt ...
Last edited by SJS; 20-11-2005 at 09:06 PM.
While looking for Butt jokes I came across this beauty on the public wrath in Pakistan at their team's poor showing...
Sources very close to Ibn-e-Qasim Bagh stadium in Multan have confirmed that things are indeed looking bad for Pakistan. The TSN special correspondent on multicultural affairs, Raz Mian has sent us this dispatch from Multan:
“Well Sanjay, things are really bad – according to the police commissioner of Multan, the gravity of the situation has forced the local authorities to take unprecedented steps to limit quota of effigy burning to 2 Pak players per person ( 1 batsman and 1 bowler ) or 1 Coach - whichever is heavier.
Anyone, attempting to carry or buy more than one effigy of said players will be shot on sight and their remains beaten with a cricket bat.
The commissioner also said that whereas the Police were not in the business of being killjoys and suppressors of free and entertaining thoughts, it was their duty to ensure that there were enough effigies of Pak players left for all to enjoy and not a select few to gloat upon."
In other dramatic news, Multan Police now claim to have located 2 BarmyArmy supporters, missing since Salman Butt lost his wicket yesterday -
One Ajay Bhat writes....
I am still grateful. If I was from Pakistan or Kashmir, there was a likelihood of my last name being spelled as...you, guessed it, Butt. Imagine what Salman Butt must have been through ,,,,
Being called "The Shah of Blah" on my birthday wasn't too bad - I was a tad too talkative, and they never could keep up. But being a butt of jokes was. I've heard other worse jokes ("Bhat Seriously?").
I located some terrific passages in an article in Mumbai's Asian Age. Talking of Butt against India it starts off...
Butt......... is the stuff of dreams.
Slamming it through point is something that comes more easily .....
Not only did Butt guide Shoaib Malik through a difficult phase...........and also vacated the stage for men with fresh legs.
Butt will only improve with sustained exposure......
And of course there is going to be the spectacle of a "Butt Opener" at the start of all Pakistani innings !!
We all know that Afridi has the firmest handshake in world cricket but its rumoured butt has a great grip too.
From another article on Butts batting in India
After Inzy joined him....Butt opened up...
...but then the heat got to Butt....
Butt.... despite being in obvious pain...resumed in style
Watching Butt from the other end, Inzemam grew in confidence... (and) started stroking well...the strategy was simple attack...
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