Years of West Indies underachievement had a terrible psychological effect on Brian Charles. He was so used to being beaten, now instead of taking his guard he merely assumed the position.
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"I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
- Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence
After all the publicity McGrath gave the pair, Lara had to practice hard to make sure he did a good job before returning the favour to Sarwan...
Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
West Indies new recruit Arty Fufkin only ever played one test, but he made an instant impression on debut:
"Do me a favor. Just kick my a$$, okay? Kick this a$$ for a man, that's all. Kick my a$$. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my a$$."
"Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
"FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
"Hello, Satan? Are you there? It's Brian. I'm really keen on getting that 500 test score against Zimbabwe next year, so if you could keep doing what you've been doing and just see to it that the ICC keeps sitting on their hands until then..."
Brian Lara believed he could smell a bowler's fear. A palpable, acidic odor of unrestrained panic at having to bowl to the best batsman in the world.
But this time, it was just some cat's pi$$.
Brian Lara was given a three-match suspension after interrupting play for half an hour when he dropped his roach clip somewhere near the bowlers end between overs.
And the score from our judges for that backwards roll was...
RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006
Originally Posted by Slow Love™
Not owning a ruler, OCD Lara had to use his bat handle to measure the size of his butt
Padi ag ofin ton fach unig Sua, sua ar lan y mor Huna blentyn nid oes yma Ddim i roddi iti fraw
still carrying the West Indies batting into his seventies, Lara's running between the wickets became a struggle.Originally Posted by kwek
Dave Mohammed >>>> You
Given his penchant for the ladies, it could be safely assumed that this wasn't the first time Brian had touched a lightly grassed wicket with his helmet.Originally Posted by kwek
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R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
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