catpion this: Lara

Kweek · 03-10-2005, 04:36 AM

BoyBrumby · 03-10-2005, 08:08 AM

Years of West Indies underachievement had a terrible psychological effect on Brian Charles. He was so used to being beaten, now instead of taking his guard he merely assumed the position.

vic_orthdox · 03-10-2005, 08:15 AM

After all the publicity McGrath gave the pair, Lara had to practice hard to make sure he did a good job before returning the favour to Sarwan...

andyc · 03-10-2005, 09:12 AM

LOL oh god guys, great stuff.

SirBloody Idiot · 04-10-2005, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by vic_orthdox

After all the publicity McGrath gave the pair, Lara had to practice hard to make sure he did a good job before returning the favour to Sarwan...

Bahaha.

Slow Love™ · 04-10-2005, 10:23 AM

West Indies new recruit Arty Fufkin only ever played one test, but he made an instant impression on debut:

"Do me a favor. Just kick my a$$, okay? Kick this a$$ for a man, that's all. Kick my a$$. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my a$$."

Slow Love™ · 04-10-2005, 10:24 AM

"Hello, Satan? Are you there? It's Brian. I'm really keen on getting that 500 test score against Zimbabwe next year, so if you could keep doing what you've been doing and just see to it that the ICC keeps sitting on their hands until then..."

Slow Love™ · 04-10-2005, 10:57 AM

Brian Lara believed he could smell a bowler's fear. A palpable, acidic odor of unrestrained panic at having to bowl to the best batsman in the world.

But this time, it was just some cat's pi$$.

Slow Love™ · 04-10-2005, 11:04 AM

Brian Lara was given a three-match suspension after interrupting play for half an hour when he dropped his roach clip somewhere near the bowlers end between overs.

Jamee999 · 04-10-2005, 11:44 AM

And the score from our judges for that backwards roll was...

steds · 04-10-2005, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow Love™

Brian Lara believed he could smell a bowler's fear. A palpable, acidic odor of unrestrained panic at having to bowl to the best batsman in the world.

But this time, it was just some cat's pi$$.

SupaFreak2005 · 05-10-2005, 08:57 AM

Not owning a ruler, OCD Lara had to use his bat handle to measure the size of his butt

superkingdave · 05-10-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kwek

still carrying the West Indies batting into his seventies, Lara's running between the wickets became a struggle.

Son Of Coco · 17-10-2005, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kwek

Given his penchant for the ladies, it could be safely assumed that this wasn't the first time Brian had touched a lightly grassed wicket with his helmet.

ALLAN · 18-10-2005, 03:57 PM

Brain Mud Lara--iam Hungry Let Me Have Some Lunch

03-10-2005, 08:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
BoyBrumby Englishman Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Doing the stance Posts: 42,641	Years of West Indies underachievement had a terrible psychological effect on Brian Charles. He was so used to being beaten, now instead of taking his guard he merely assumed the position. __________________ *- As featured in The Independent.* "This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers." - Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads

04-10-2005, 10:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	West Indies new recruit Arty Fufkin only ever played one test, but he made an instant impression on debut: "Do me a favor. Just kick my a$$, okay? Kick this a$$ for a man, that's all. Kick my a$$. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my a$$." __________________ "Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women." - Linda "FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio." - Craig

04-10-2005, 11:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,068	And the score from our judges for that backwards roll was... __________________ Or something. RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006

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SupaFreak2005 International Vice-Captain Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jon's house Posts: 4,152	Not owning a ruler, OCD Lara had to use his bat handle to measure the size of his butt __________________ Padi ag ofin ton fach unig Sua, sua ar lan y mor Huna blentyn nid oes yma Ddim i roddi iti fraw

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03-10-2005, 08:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
vic_orthdox Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 24,368	After all the publicity McGrath gave the pair, Lara had to practice hard to make sure he did a good job before returning the favour to Sarwan...

04-10-2005, 10:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	"Hello, Satan? Are you there? It's Brian. I'm really keen on getting that 500 test score against Zimbabwe next year, so if you could keep doing what you've been doing and just see to it that the ICC keeps sitting on their hands until then..."

04-10-2005, 10:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	Brian Lara believed he could smell a bowler's fear. A palpable, acidic odor of unrestrained panic at having to bowl to the best batsman in the world. But this time, it was just some cat's pi$$.

04-10-2005, 11:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	Brian Lara was given a three-match suspension after interrupting play for half an hour when he dropped his roach clip somewhere near the bowlers end between overs.

18-10-2005, 03:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
ALLAN Cricket Spectator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: usa Posts: 1	Brain Mud Lara--iam Hungry Let Me Have Some Lunch

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