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    Caption KP



    With balls that big, I guess Pietersen has a right to be so confident
    Last edited by andyc; 13-09-2005 at 06:16 AM.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Do you mean Caption KP?
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    I just noticed that myself, cameeel, thanks

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    Pietersen's attempt at the World Limbo Championship crown ended in tears and a permanently munted posture.
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    I'm disappointed, I came to this thread full of expectation of seeing KP in an amusing pirate costume or something.

    Good captions though.

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    Fifteen mintues into his new job, and the england fitness coach had already found Pietersen sitting on his balls..

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    I have a crap haircut and I like men.
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    Well Simon and Xavier hit on all the females but the ladies all want Kenny :naughty:
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    all 3 of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KennyD
    I have a crap haircut and I like men.
    Such wit, Kenny
    Best one yet I reckon

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    Icon13 KP on his back

    What a relief to many Notts supporters - We had enough of KP's sauce...and doing quite nicely without such a prima-donna! His head is too big for his remarkable body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KennyD
    I have a crap haircut and I like men.
    hahahahahahahahahaa

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    Physio: That's good stuff, boy.
    KP: I can't get up...
    Physio: Yeah...
    KP: Help me! I'm in terrible pain!
    Physio: Heheheh... aah you South Africans, always fooling around.
    *walks off*
    KP: Gnaarghllllgrrrrgnghnh....
    *spine snaps in half*

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    In an embarrasing turn of events, KP's shot at goal proved ultimately to be unsuccessful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    I'll bet you 5 pounds I can flip off this and get it in that cup...with my eyes closed.

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    KP's hemorrhoid problem was deemed insufficiently serious to warrant treatment on the NHS
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