Jones and Jackson

[Dean]

Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

 

[tassietiger]

Is this a stand-up comedy act or are we supposed to comment?

 

[steds]

I'm not laughing or particularly impressed with his cricket knowledge whatever it is

 

[King_Ponting]

Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

Doctoring the pitches

 

[aussie]

Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

hmmmmmmmmm strange.....

 

[Swervy]

Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

Boucher..hardly the greatest keeper to grace a cricket field

 

[Slow Love™]

Okay, so Garient Jones and Michael Jackson wear gloves for no apparent reason. The most amazing thing about England's win in the second test was not the margin of victory, but the fact that Jones actually caught the ball... If Englang are to really stamp their authority on World Cricket, they need a Mark Boucher, Adam Gilchrest, or a Back Stop!

Ashley Giles has a secret to ensure a wicket falls with the very next delivery- he puts a bat in his hand... Although Ashley is not as good as our Nicky Boje, there are many teams around the world who lack the all important spinner... What is Asia doing right that the rest of us aren't!!??

Do you mean Eric Gilchurch?

BTW, do you sprinkle confetti around when you write these gags? They sound like Rip Taylor throwaways.

 

[luckyeddie]

Doctoring the pitches

Throwing the doosra?

(honest - I don't mean it)

 

[sledger]

flamebait....

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Snap.