Caption: Caddick

superkingdave · 27-07-2005, 01:48 PM

NHS Waiting lists meant that it could take up to 12 months for Caddick to get the much needed hip replacement.

Barney Rubble · 27-07-2005, 03:21 PM

Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......

Hoggy31 · 28-07-2005, 05:18 AM

Bad Cricketer

Monty · 28-07-2005, 06:13 AM

andy caddick has issues with dioreaaher as he runs in to bowl

cpr · 28-07-2005, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......

Looking at caddicks face, and the position of his left hand, i dont think it was his ears he was playing with.....

BoyBrumby · 28-07-2005, 12:05 PM

Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

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Barney Rubble · 28-07-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

Especially "giving blow-jobs to invisible giants"!

Slow Love™ · 28-07-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

LOL. Very intricate....

Slow Love™ · 28-07-2005, 01:52 PM

When people called Caddick a right c0ck, some were outraged. But the simple fact of the matter was that he was always first on the field for practice at the crack of dawn, wakening the Somerset folk from their slumbers with his early morning cry of despair.

Slow Love™ · 28-07-2005, 01:58 PM

Sometimes, when play was quiet, Andy Caddick dared to dream about being a professional ballerina, a rapt audience wildly applauding his elegant strutting and preening. Invariably, he awoke from these daydreams in a cold sweat and cursing God, as the harsh realisation dawned that he still couldn't buy a first-innings wicket, and his countrymen were booing him - again.

Slow Love™ · 28-07-2005, 02:17 PM

Andy Caddick was a strong advocate of the "no pain, no gain" school of thought, and he loved his country. And that's why he had his jockstraps custom-made from industrial grade British steelwool.

superkingdave · 28-07-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

killer brumby killer

cpr · 28-07-2005, 05:57 PM

Caddicks final hope of making it onto the winter tours was dashed when, despite his best efforts, he was deemed to quiet to join the barmy army

cpr · 28-07-2005, 05:59 PM

Caddick found out the hard way that catching snow drops on your tongue is not a good idea in July.....

luckyeddie · 31-07-2005, 12:37 PM

Andy howled in despair when he suddenly realised that he had left his promotional pint on the bar moments earlier.

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27-07-2005, 03:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Barney Rubble International Coach Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: All over the shop Posts: 10,191	Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......

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Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	When people called Caddick a right c0ck, some were outraged. But the simple fact of the matter was that he was always first on the field for practice at the crack of dawn, wakening the Somerset folk from their slumbers with his early morning cry of despair.

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Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	Sometimes, when play was quiet, Andy Caddick dared to dream about being a professional ballerina, a rapt audience wildly applauding his elegant strutting and preening. Invariably, he awoke from these daydreams in a cold sweat and cursing God, as the harsh realisation dawned that he still couldn't buy a first-innings wicket, and his countrymen were booing him - again.

28-07-2005, 02:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
Slow Love™ International Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 6,079	Andy Caddick was a strong advocate of the "no pain, no gain" school of thought, and he loved his country. And that's why he had his jockstraps custom-made from industrial grade British steelwool.

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cpr Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cheshire Posts: 9,728	Caddicks final hope of making it onto the winter tours was dashed when, despite his best efforts, he was deemed to quiet to join the barmy army

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cpr Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cheshire Posts: 9,728	Caddick found out the hard way that catching snow drops on your tongue is not a good idea in July.....

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