Cricket Player Manager
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 21

Thread: Caption: Caddick

  1. #1
    Hall of Fame Member superkingdave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    DRS Box
    Posts
    19,058

    Caption: Caddick



    NHS Waiting lists meant that it could take up to 12 months for Caddick to get the much needed hip replacement.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Last edited by superkingdave; 27-07-2005 at 05:02 PM.

  2. #2
    International Coach Barney Rubble's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    All over the shop
    Posts
    10,190
    Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......

  3. #3
    International Captain Hoggy31's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    alanis morrissette
    Posts
    6,177
    Bad Cricketer
    penis

    Dream XI: M Hyder, J Linker, M Clock, S Wetsin, A Simms, A Golcrhist, B Hugg, S Worde, B Leap, J Giuseppe, G MacGrith

  4. #4
    U19 Cricketer Monty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    423
    andy caddick has issues with dioreaaher as he runs in to bowl
    Chapple show qoutes
    That leprechauns on acid
    i wish i had more hands so i could give those T**tes four thumbs down
    im rick james B***h
    is this the 5'o clock free crack give away
    red balls it gives me wings
    shazzam


  5. #5
    cpr
    cpr is offline
    International Coach cpr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Cheshire
    Posts
    10,284
    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
    Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......
    Looking at caddicks face, and the position of his left hand, i dont think it was his ears he was playing with.....
    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
    Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
    GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
    Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
    Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers

  6. #6
    Englishman BoyBrumby's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Gone too soon
    Posts
    45,424
    Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

    Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

    Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
    Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion

    - As featured in The Independent.

    "I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
    - Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence

  7. #7
    International Coach Barney Rubble's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    All over the shop
    Posts
    10,190
    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

    Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

    Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

    Especially "giving blow-jobs to invisible giants"!

  8. #8
    International Captain Slow Love™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    6,080
    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

    Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

    Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
    LOL. Very intricate....
    "Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
    - Linda

    "FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
    - Craig

  9. #9
    International Captain Slow Love™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    6,080


    When people called Caddick a right c0ck, some were outraged. But the simple fact of the matter was that he was always first on the field for practice at the crack of dawn, wakening the Somerset folk from their slumbers with his early morning cry of despair.

  10. #10
    International Captain Slow Love™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    6,080


    Sometimes, when play was quiet, Andy Caddick dared to dream about being a professional ballerina, a rapt audience wildly applauding his elegant strutting and preening. Invariably, he awoke from these daydreams in a cold sweat and cursing God, as the harsh realisation dawned that he still couldn't buy a first-innings wicket, and his countrymen were booing him - again.

  11. #11
    International Captain Slow Love™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    6,080


    Andy Caddick was a strong advocate of the "no pain, no gain" school of thought, and he loved his country. And that's why he had his jockstraps custom-made from industrial grade British steelwool.

  12. #12
    Hall of Fame Member superkingdave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    DRS Box
    Posts
    19,058
    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

    Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

    Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

    killer brumby killer

  13. #13
    cpr
    cpr is offline
    International Coach cpr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Cheshire
    Posts
    10,284
    Caddicks final hope of making it onto the winter tours was dashed when, despite his best efforts, he was deemed to quiet to join the barmy army

  14. #14
    cpr
    cpr is offline
    International Coach cpr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Cheshire
    Posts
    10,284
    Caddick found out the hard way that catching snow drops on your tongue is not a good idea in July.....

  15. #15
    Hall of Fame Member luckyeddie's Avatar
    Target Champion! Stuarts Xtreme Skateboarding Champion!
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Derby, England
    Posts
    17,752
    Andy howled in despair when he suddenly realised that he had left his promotional pint on the bar moments earlier.
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Caption this - Wasim and the Indian captain
    By nightprowler10 in forum Cricket Chat
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 23-09-2004, 03:06 AM
  2. The Beach Cricket World Cup 2003 (story)
    By Samuel_Vimes in forum General
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 30-11-2003, 03:24 PM
  3. Caddick and his big mouth
    By wahindiawah in forum World Cup 2003
    Replies: 74
    Last Post: 05-03-2003, 07:32 AM
  4. Is Andy Caddick Finished?
    By jf2001 in forum Cricket Chat
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 03-02-2003, 09:35 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •