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We Want Brian !

chipmonk

U19 Debutant
I am sending good vibes to HRL (His Royal Lefthandedness) Brian Charles Lara to be included in the WI team so that he can take on "the smiling assasin" murali ! I dont know what else I can do but pray ! :mellow:
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
chipmonk said:
I am sending good vibes to HRL (His Royal Lefthandedness) Brian Charles Lara to be included in the WI team so that he can take on "the smiling assasin" murali ! I dont know what else I can do but pray ! :mellow:
Sorry, but Ganguly isn't eligible.

'His Most Wonderfully Exulted And Regal Left-handedness', to give him today's officially abbreviated title, has a monopoly on patronising epithets on CricketWeb. What are you trying to do - confuse people?

Lara is known as 'BCL' or 'His Royal Exposed Leg Stump, Bowled Flintoff'
 

Swervy

International Captain
luckyeddie said:
Sorry, but Ganguly isn't eligible.

'His Most Wonderfully Exulted And Regal Left-handedness', to give him today's officially abbreviated title, has a monopoly on patronising epithets on CricketWeb. What are you trying to do - confuse people?

Lara is known as 'BCL' or 'His Royal Exposed Leg Stump, Bowled Flintoff'
I heard today that as a part of the ICCs modernisation process of cricket, they are insisting the bowler type classifications are updated on all TV coverage.

So McGrath is not now RFM ...he is now McGrath LB = 'lucky *******'

some others are:
Matty Hayden POC
Damo Martyn IC
Sachin Tendulkar II
Chanderpaul NQAGAM
Ashley GilesGOOAPTTS
Robert CroftAGAJLWBOAPTTS
AttapatuAON

see if you can guess 'em :D
 

Swervy

International Captain
nikhil1772 said:
Matty Hayden - Pick Of (the) Creeps?
Damo Martyn - International Creep?

What do I win?
nothing..coz you are wrong!!!! :p

Matty hayden- Pile of Crap (supposedly)
Martyn- Inconsistantly consistant
 

Kweek

Cricketer Of The Year
when they are inconsistant.......whats the rest of international cricket then :O
 

Neil Pickup

Cricket Web Moderator
SRT - Inconsistantly Inconsistent?
Shiv - Not Quite As Good As Martyn?
Gilo - Good Only On A Pitch That Takes Spin?
Crofty - As Good As (JLW) But On A Pitch That Takes Spin?
 

Swervy

International Captain
Neil Pickup said:
SRT - Inconsistantly Inconsistent?
Shiv - Not Quite As Good As Martyn?
Gilo - Good Only On A Pitch That Takes Spin?
Crofty - As Good As (JLW) But On A Pitch That Takes Spin?
oooh very well done Mr Pickup..splendid stuff

Crofts is: As Good As Jim Laker When Bowling on a Pitch that takes Spin :D

Attapatu AON: All or Nothing
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
luckyeddie said:
Lara is known as 'BCL' or 'His Royal Exposed Leg Stump, Bowled Flintoff'
Or bowled White, or several other people.
Lara's always been bowled round his legs every now and then - and the tactic has earnt him stacks of runs, too.
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Swervy said:
Crofts is: As Good As Jim Laker When Bowling on a Pitch that takes Spin :D
Indeed - same as Giles, of course.
No matter how the all-eras-offer-equal-opportunities brigade like to deny it.
 

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