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    Caption: Akhtar


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    as he has is currently injured, akhtar had to think of more creative ways to draw the public spotlight back onto him
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_C
    "Sure Santa, I'll hold your hat, just don't get in the way of the steering wheel or the pedals."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco
    "Sure Santa, I'll hold your hat, just don't get in the way of the steering wheel or the pedals."
    LOL. Dammit, I had "Whoa, Santa, I think I just did my hamstring" in mind when I saw the picture - it sucks to be beaten to the punchline, but I think yours works better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Love™
    LOL. Dammit, I had "Whoa, Santa, I think I just did my hamstring" in mind when I saw the picture - it sucks to be beaten to the punchline, but I think yours works better.
    haha, well it makes up for the two I just visited and after seeing your posts thought "Might leave this one for a while!"

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    "Having just been instated as the Pakistani Santa, Shoaib prepares to deliver bags of wickets."
    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."

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    Relieved that he'd missed another series against India, Shoaib was more than happy to comply with the PCB's request that he make some public appearances to promote the game in the fundamentalist border provinces, appearing in a pantomime entitled, "Santa and his very secular Western Christmas".

    While his adventures would be unpredictable, one thing was for certain - he wouldn't be coming back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_C
    With Shoaib playing Santa off the field, and Sami giving out plenty of presents on the field, it was Christmas all round.

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    in another attempt by Pakistan to bring christams early and end the pain they have been given by Aus and India, Shoaib was given Santa's hat to perform his miracles and bring Christmas in March.

    EDIT. Wow this guy is the real miracle man, on evidence of the 1st day of the 2nd test.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Love™
    Relieved that he'd missed another series against India, Shoaib was more than happy to comply with the PCB's request that he make some public appearances to promote the game in the fundamentalist border provinces, appearing in a pantomime entitled, "Santa and his very secular Western Christmas".

    While his adventures would be unpredictable, one thing was for certain - he wouldn't be coming back.
    Hahaha, that's classic.
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    But the cold leaves you clear while the heat leaves a haze

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    Slow Love and Son of Coco always come up with the best captions.. it's unbelievable.

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    he'll be back
    and he is gonna astonish the hell outta everyone
    he was is and will remain the best

    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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    shoaib comes up with a novel way of making a few quid while he is injured
    Robert Key has a lot on his plate (Sky Sports News,sun 24 apr)

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    Shoaib: "I'd like to see Brett Lee do this!!"



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