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Old 14-03-2005, 09:29 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Humour????...I was being deeply serious
Apart from when the domestic level and the worth of statistics are being discussed... I refuse to believe you have ever been that.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:38 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I've smacked people in the face for inappropriate jokes before.
Dunno if that counts...
(I slightly raised the corners of my mouth at the boldened bit, BTW)
so you have actually punched people in the gob for telling dodgy jokes....

Slightly OTT??????
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:41 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Apart from when the domestic level and the worth of statistics are being discussed... I refuse to believe you have ever been that.
hahaha..well you underestimate me (or overestimate..I cant figure out which one)
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:45 AM   #49 (permalink)
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so you have actually punched people in the gob for telling dodgy jokes....

Slightly OTT??????
No, I've punched people in the gob for telling wildly inappropriate jokes... such as joking about nasty deaths.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:46 AM   #50 (permalink)
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hahaha..well you underestimate me (or overestimate..I cant figure out which one)
No, I don't, I was just exaggerating.
I can see the seriousness somewhere deep down there... however hard it kicks and screams against being dragged out.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:51 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Seriously, le, there are some things you don't joke about and hiding behind DD isn't appropriate.
What's wrong with that?

His career was at it's peak when it all came out.
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Whose? DD's or Cronje's?
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:56 AM   #53 (permalink)
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No, I've punched people in the gob for telling wildly inappropriate jokes... such as joking about nasty deaths.
and do you think carrying out outragously violent acts against people (in a society where violent reaction such as this low down on..infact is criminal) is not wildly inappropriate...in fact, much more so.

Or is this you just defying convention again Richard?
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No, I've punched people in the gob for telling wildly inappropriate jokes... such as joking about nasty deaths.
Hey, I've punched people in the face just because they were talking.
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Punching people in the face is stupid and a lot less efficient. A knee or kick to the groin and a punch to the kidneys is a lot better.
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No, I've punched people in the gob for telling wildly inappropriate jokes... such as joking about nasty deaths.
I'd almost imagine telling a joke in front of you would be wildly inappropriate It's all a matter of opinion as to what's inappropriate I suppose, you can always offend someone if you try hard enough.
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If you guys had any idea of the jokes which fly around in the sex crimes branch.............
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If you guys had any idea of the jokes which fly around in the sex crimes branch.............
Ah, sex crimes, every family comedians favourite stand-by!
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Old 15-03-2005, 12:45 PM   #60 (permalink)
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If you guys had any idea of the jokes which fly around in the sex crimes branch.............
Exactly - I really don't want to think about it.
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