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Old 14-03-2005, 05:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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'do anything..but just dont put it in my block hole'
hahahahahahaha

'now.....if we take a look at this through stump cam'
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:25 AM   #33 (permalink)
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'good couple of bouncers.....now its time for you to see what a good length is'
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:33 AM   #34 (permalink)
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'good couple of bouncers.....now its time for you to see what a good length is'
ahhhh, very good.

...and I'm spent.
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:42 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.

oooohhhh....(quietly laughing)
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:46 AM   #36 (permalink)
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oooohhhh....(quietly laughing)
yes, Richard's going to love that one
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:51 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Yesh, I'm a bad, bad man.

To get the back to the previous stuff...

how do you think they'll handle the swinging balls? Let alone when it swings the other way...
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Old 14-03-2005, 05:59 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Seriously, le, there are some things you don't joke about and hiding behind DD isn't appropriate.
LE..back a couple of days and you are already getting told off like a very very naughty boy.

I dont know...the older generation hey..tut tut!!!!!
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It amuses me that vic_orthodox can delete a post with the reason "not very funny" when it's in the context of the rest of the rubbish people are trying to pass off as humour!
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:09 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Why was Hansie buried rather than cremated?

They couldn't find anyone to throw the match.
Ha.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:09 AM   #41 (permalink)
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LE..back a couple of days and you are already getting told off like a very very naughty boy.

I dont know...the older generation hey..tut tut!!!!!
So death by plane-crash is now something to joke about is it?
Not in my book.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:11 AM   #42 (permalink)
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need for urgent money does NOT justify dishonesty and selling your country short. Period.
Of course it doesn't!
Find where I said it did?
I was just saying the reason Gibbs took the offer was not because he was non-white, but because he'd recently got news that rocked his World.
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:21 AM   #43 (permalink)
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So death by plane-crash is now something to joke about is it?
Not in my book.
so you have never even raised the corners of your mouth (its called a smile by the way) at any slightly off colour joke .....I wish I could say I havent ..but I cant
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It amuses me that vic_orthodox can delete a post with the reason "not very funny" when it's in the context of the rest of the rubbish people are trying to pass off as humour!
Humour????...I was being deeply serious
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Old 14-03-2005, 09:29 AM   #45 (permalink)
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so you have never even raised the corners of your mouth (its called a smile by the way) at any slightly off colour joke .....I wish I could say I havent ..but I cant
I've smacked people in the face for inappropriate jokes before.
Dunno if that counts...
(I slightly raised the corners of my mouth at the boldened bit, BTW)
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